When you find a Waylon belt and buckle at the antique mall
Me to the radio when they play the censored version of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia"
When you catch Santa a few days after he didn't deliver the Doc Watson box set you wanted for the second year in a row
Kenny Chesney at the end of "The Good Stuff"
Alan Jackson trying to sit through the Beyonce performance
Nashville record execs to any long haired or bearded singers from Appalachia
When you break the Hippocratic Oath because the patient won't quit listening to Luke Bryan in his room
And now here's "Feathered Indians"
Every time I see Walker Hayes performing before or during a sporting event
When they won't allow you be the one to attack special guest Hardy on WWE Raw
That new Shane Smith & The Saints song is fire
When you realize the guy who said Jason Aldean is his favorite country singer was being serious
Me, if gatekeeping was a crime
