When a couple of dorks ride by listening to Dan + Shay
Rich O'Toole if there's ever a tortilla shortage
When she's got 5 kids, a 405 credit rating, and drinks too much Steel Reserve, but she loves Turnpike as much as you do
When the popular girls at school in 1985 see you wearing a Kenny Rogers t-shirt
Sir, how did you say the Snake Farm sounds again?
Me fending off grammatically incorrect misspelled angry comments under a Morgan Wallen meme
When the Zach Bryan army finds out you said he's just 'pretty good'
Bobby reviewing just about any inspirational country song
When you fall in the port-a-john at the Billy Strings show
When she says it's over if you don't take her to see Post Malone