Presidential Country Reaction Gifs

*and Vice-Presidential and just Candiditial, if that's a word

When somebody lectures me about an inaccuracy in a Jason Aldean meme like I'm Wikipedia or something

Tell the truth Jimmy. You hit one with Willie too I bet.

Is Post Malone's new album somehow better than most mainstream country yet disappointing at the same time?

If there's ever a Billy Strings concert in The Sphere

Sam Hunt, how would you describe your vocal style?

Them: You've only listened to the new Zach Bryan album once? You can't be serious.

Me:

When your friends get so drunk at the state fair, they're considering going to see the free Warren Zeiders show

Dick, what do you think of them putting strings in country songs and not calling it pop?

Morgan Wallen fans at the spelling bee

When you've been feeling like a piece of rice paper

President Biden's Summer Playlist

 Of course a Trump one is coming up next. 

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A Simple Truth

Fair & Balanced Coverage

Monday Morning Memes: Beyonce, Tyler Childers, Dan + Shay

Reaching Across the Aisle

Fair and Balanced Coverage

Some Political Nonsense

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We Can All Agree

Why 1992 Was Better Than 2022

Dallas 1992

Dallas 2022

Duo featuring a "Dan" 1992

Duo featuring a "Dan" 2022

Inarticulate Joe 1992

Inarticulate Joe 2022

Crazy Don: 2022 / 1992

Walker 1992

Walker 2022

Gas Prices 1992

Gas Prices 2022

Rappers 1992

Rappers 2022

Presidential Country Memes

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President Adds “Fancy Like” to List of Banned Interrogation Methods

Calling it “despicable and inhumane,” President Biden on Wednesday signed an executive order banning the use of the Walker Hayes song “Fancy Like” as an interrogation method. While not a part of the generally approved list of 19 techniques, annoying the f**k out of prisoners with said musical composition has been a “gray area” tactic in recent months. 

Used mostly on ISIS detainees and other terrorist group members captured in the past year, the song has had mixed results. Several bits of useful intelligence have been gleaned in about half the proceedings, the enemy combatants unable to withstand more than 30 seconds of Walker Hayes talk-singing about Natty light and Oreo shakes. Other results have been quite negative, with stronger minded prisoners left near insanity after withstanding hours of the viral TikTok song / commercial jingle.

According to one anonymous source, one high ranking ISIS enforcer was left crying and vomiting in the corner of his cell after 3 hours of “Fancy Like.” “He kept saying ‘Alabama-jamma’ over and over and attempting to pull his hair out.” said the source.

“Much like water-boarding in the past,” said President Biden. “We cannot stoop to the levels of evil men to draw information from evil men. My executive order declares this song a method of torture, unfit for common decency; hell I wouldn’t wish it on Corn Pop.”

At press time, one military interrogation specialist was removing “Fancy Like” and adding the old standby “Country Girl (Shake it For Me)” to his “ISIS Dance Party” playlist on Spotify. 

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