Why is the country station playing a song with no twang, no story, no steel guitar, no fiddle, and no point?
Every time I piss off some Jason Aldean fans on Facebook
If you're loudly listening to Bailey Zimmerman beside me at Sonic
Them: Don't get too excited but Cody Jinks' new album comes out next week
Me:
Nashville record exec when they sign a TikTok star with no discernible talents besides being handsome
When somebody throws on some Johnny Lee
"Morgan Wallen is the GOAT"
When I see names like Josh Ross and Corey Kent and George Birge on the country chart
The Facebook comments when I post a positive meme about Tyler Childers or Jason Isbell
"Epstein files" 🤝 "what was thrown off Tallahatchie bridge"
When she texts you a Jelly Roll song she likes
I miss when women country singers' songs were all about:
When you just sold off the last of the Oxy and hear there's a hick-hop mudding event this weekend
