Showing posts with label Eddie Murphy. Show all posts
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Jan 18, 2023

15 Cringiest Luke Bryan Lyrics

By Trailer, with help from Bobby Peacock

Your little iPod's loaded down with Hoobastank

“Country Man”

Entire song but if I must pick one:

Shake it for the birds, shake it for the bees

Shake it for the catfish swimming down deep in the creek

"Country Girl (Shake It For Me)"

Girl you make my speakers go boom boom

"Drunk on You"

Most of the song, but to pick one:

Put in my country ride hip-hop mixtape

Little Conway, a little T-Pain, might just make it rain

"That's My Kind of Night"

You got the beautiful, I got the cooler full

"Beer in the Headlights"

Tryin' to pour a little sugar in her Dixie cup

"Play It Again"

Kick the dust up

Back it on up

Fill your cup cup

Let's tear it up up

"Kick the Dust Up"

So put your drink down, throw your camera up

Flip it around and snap a payback picture

I'll send it to my ex, and send them both a text...

"Home Alone Tonight"

Move like you do

All sexy and smooth

Like you love to

Oh girl look at you

Legs and your hips


It's like the music stopped playing when I saw your body

Did you come here with someone or come here to party (tonight)

"Out of Nowhere Girl"

She's dancing like every guy in here ain't watching her

Do her thang, make it rain, God amighty

"She's a Hot One"

That dress needs to slip off

That hair needs to come down

Friday nights need to do

What Friday nights need to do

That's the truth

"Knockin' Boots"


"Build Me a Daddy"

One more barefoot round, one more last chance to say

"Hey SeƱorita, don't you think we need

A salt and a Chesney song?"

One margarita, two margarita, three margarita

We'll be gone

"One Margarita"

Hey cowboy, keep slingin' that rope

Eatin' that dirt, wearing that gold

Break a leg rodeo, but just don't break no bones

"Country On"

Dishonorable Mentions:

Whiskey makes my baby, a little bit frisky

"Rain is a Good Thing"

Do I turn you on at all when I kiss you baby

"Do I"

When it's tapping on the roof, ain't nothing like you

Doing what you do to me

When the lightning hits, I'll be kissing on your lips

"Bad Lovers"

If you love her like you say you do

Then why don't you love her like you say you do

'Cause I wanna love her like you say you do

"Like You Say You Do"

Maybe wreck some sheets, crash your lips into mine

"Too Drunk to Drive"

Dec 30, 2020

Trading Places Country Reaction Gifs

**foul language warning**

♫ ♬ The boys get out and the room fills up with law ♫ ♬

You're 32 and still listen to Dustin Lynch?

Jive turkeys think Sam Hunt is country

♫ ♬ Well I tell ya I've fought tougher men
but I really can't remember when ♫ ♬

When Mr. Cyrus finally takes a shower

When somebody wearing a Kane Brown shirt wants you to hurry up with the phone

Shooter Jennings be like...nah, gunslinger

And finally...

May 31, 2019

Eddie Murphy Country Reaction Gifs

*Lots of profanity below*

Here's the new duet from Thomas Rhett and Kelsea Ballerini.

"Listen to this new Dustin Lynch EP!"

Kane Brown has yet another #1 hit?

Still more country than Sam Hunt

When people say I'm a jealous hater living in my mom's basement

When you go in a country bar and they're playing Florida-Georgia Line

Whenever I hear mainstream country radio

Describe Mitchell Tenpenny

Say country has to evolve one more time

Aug 25, 2017

Eddie Murphy Country Reaction Gifs

At the Amanda Shires show

My review of Kelsea Ballerini's "Legends"

When somebody lumps you (country fan) in with
Sam Hunt and Luke Bryan fans.
Fun fact: That's Giancarlo Esposito, Gus from Breaking Bad, in the back.

Looks like that "country radio always swings
back toward traditional music" saying is a lie.

When you get dragged to a Keith Urban concert 
and Keith mentions Jason Isbell and you're
the only one who knows who that is...

Listening to that new Luke Bryan song like...

What's the only Johnny Lee song most people can name?


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