When the DJ you hired for the reception asks if he can play a Dan + Shay song
When your friends gather around you the day after you got so drunk you streaked at the Vandoliers concert
When you can tell the college kid beside you at the Gabe Lee show is going to talk the whole time
When somebody plays "If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me" at any rural Mississippi bar
When your son calls what he's wearing an outfit
Country or western?
When you thought Wallen was a good ol' boy
but now he's collaboratin' with a bunch of rappers
When you find out your friend liked the last Chicks album
When the band has a bunch of false endings on the song
When it's 1992 and you're about to wow the crowd with "Achy Breaky Heart" and some other songs they don't know
When you said you'd review a local country artist's album and 10 seconds in, you're thinking of how to ghost him
When you ask the bro next door to please turn down the Aldean music
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