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Original Lyrics
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Dec 20, 2013
Lyrical Satirical: White Trash Wishlist
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White Trash Wishlist ©2013 FTM Lyrics A shortened parole Mint Grizzly, ten rolls And a new pair of rebel flag bo...
Oct 29, 2013
Lyrical Satirical: I'm So From the Country
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A bro-country song as written by someone whose first language is not English. Why? Because... that's why. And is it any worse t...
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Sep 12, 2013
Exclusive New Brantley Gilbert Song Lyrics
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FTM has exclusively obtained the lyrics to one of the songs on Brantley Gilbert's untitled forthcoming album ! Punch You...
Aug 5, 2013
I am a Pop-Country Song
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I am a Pop-Country Song ©2013 FTM Satires I have three dads and one mother Who over some cold beer discovered They all loved...
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Jun 5, 2013
Lyrical Satirical: Maybe That's What Ol' Hank Had in Mind
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I wrote this tongue-in-cheek lyric more than a decade ago with Tim McGraw being the unspoken target. Sadly, it rings truer than ever now....
Jan 28, 2013
Same Ol' Song
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I wrote this lyric before the days of Farce the Music (or Photocrap, for that matter) and unfortunately it rings truer than ever now. And y...
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Nov 1, 2012
Lyrical Satirical: Taylor, Maybe It's You
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Maybe It's You (C)2012 FTM If your fairy tales are more like old Greek tragedies If your Prince Charming's always M...
Aug 23, 2012
Lyrical Satirical: The Country Listing Song
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The Country Listing Song ©2012 FTM Satires Kudzu on a city limit sign Pasture party past the county line Jack and Jim And ...
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Apr 12, 2012
Smells Like Country
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When I found out Randy Houser's new single is called "How Country Feels," that set my twisted mind in motion. ...
Jan 16, 2012
Cliché Country Love Song (satire)
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Cliché Country Love Song I met a farmer's daughter wearing cut off jeans Tan lines, southern drawl, long and lean Took her to ...
May 18, 2011
Satirical Lyrical: Suburban Outlaw
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Suburban Outlaw ©2011 FTM Satire I never drive less that ten miles past the limit Sometimes I log on Facebook just for unfriendin' I hid...
Apr 13, 2011
Country Girl A**: a satire
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Country Girl Ass ©2011 FTM Satire Verse 1 You may surprised to realize Us country boys get country high On country girl anatomies The way th...
Jan 25, 2011
Screw the Working Man
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A satire lyric... Screw the Working Man This one's for you Mr. Mack truck guy Popping pills on your cross-country drive Skipping weigh s...
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