Dallas Davidson Deserves a Sackpunch I'm not going to bother writing much of anything about this dude. However, I believe, as much...

"…one of the most real country songs I've ever had the pleasure of listening to." - Country Standard Time "A masterp...

Every Chris Brown Apologist Deserves a Sackpunch CHRIS BROWN IS A LEGEND This nonsensical phrase was trending on Twitter for most of the ...

Any Person Who Says Hip-Hop Isn't Music Deserves a Sackpunch I'm probably going to step on the toes of a lot of friends and readers ...

If you're a complete music snob, you deserve a sack punch Look, I'm a music snob. I admit it. The more listens it takes for me to e...

Jason Aldean deserves a sackpunch FTM has one true foe. It's not Taylor Swift; she's got a unique niche and d...

Texas Music/Red Dirt Lemming You know who you are. The guy in the Jerry Jeff t-shirt and the Southern Thread cap with a Shiner in your hand ...

"Gets Trashed at the Concert" Guy Hey bro. Yeah, you working at the Check Cashing Depot... you with the tribal tattz, soul patch a...

Anyone Who Wears a Flat Brim Cap Here's where I show my age and my lack of swag. I guess this isn't necessarily music related (thoug...

Rascal Flatts You may think you know what's next. This is where I say that the ten years Rascal Flatts has graced us with their screechi...

Anyone who plans to maintain musical status quo in 2010 Are you a formerly popular pop singer, rock band, or lead singer of a formerly popul...

Fangirl/Fanboy You don't really like music that much in general. You just picked an artist,usually a solo artist, based on their "...

Nickelback Fan Admit it. You don't really like music. You just like the way the high school girls look at you when you drive by band pra...

"Anything But Country" Guy Yeah, I'm talking to you. You know who you are. Anytime somebody asks you what kind of music you li...

Anyone Who Doesn't Like Music In college, during my junior and senior summers, I worked at a state park on the landscaping crew. My sup...

Soulja Boy Tell 'Em Tell 'em what? I'll tell 'em. This guy gives our mutual home state a bad name, okay a worser name (blame...

Here's the first in a new series where I rant about wrongs in music and music-related areas. "Sackpunch" is obviously figurati...