The Country Listing Song ©2012 FTM Satires Kudzu on a city limit sign Pasture party past the county line Jack and Jim And ...

I'm Not That Country ©2012 FTM Satires I just got these boots My stylist said that they look cute And the torn up jeans ...

When I found out Randy Houser's new single is called "How Country Feels," that set my twisted mind in motion. ...

It's Sad When People Die ©2011 Farce Satires Mama said "Your aunt wants to see you" "She's only got a little while...

Get Drunk, Shoot Pool, Skinny Dip, Repeat © 2011 FTM Satires Hey hey man it's five o'clock I jump in my truck and pop a top Arm out ...

I Don't Like New Things ©2011 FTM Satire I hate new fangled technology Twitter is what blackbirds do in a tree And Facebook is my church...

Here's a more realistic take on all the "got my girl and the weekend and my truck and we're going to the cabin and life is good...

Suburban Outlaw ©2011 FTM Satire I never drive less that ten miles past the limit Sometimes I log on Facebook just for unfriendin' I hid...

Never Mind the Tatts ©2011 FTM Satire Hey y'all, remember me? Just bought a new house in Tennessee With the cash I made in alternative r...

Token Summer Song ©2011 FTM Satire Flip flops, cutoffs, one armed tan Catfish, bonfire, beer in hand Southern belles in bikini tops Cigarett...