Subtlety is a tool for artsy fartsy, liberal sissies and haters of America. Figure out your message and whop your listener crossways upside the head with it! Keep it simple so the dummies pay the moneys. If you wanna be like Surfjohn Steven or whoever and tour in a van and live in a mud hut, go on ahead with your bad self. Keep your artistic integrity or whatever. But if you want an offensively large house and bling and a life of class and sophistication like mine, do as I do and say.
Not actually written by John Rich.
JR:
ReplyDeleteI'm goin' with the Nashville mega-manse! You will soon be hearing my first hit, "Before You Drink Red Wine, Take Out Your Invisaligns" on every right-thinking station in the country!
Bob Weevil
(of Bob Weevil and the Dental Retrievers fame)
LOL at the tip and the comment.
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