Parody of Alabama's "Christmas in Dixie"

Christmas in Holcomb

(A Parody of Alabama's "Christmas in Dixie")

By now in Cascilla, whitetails are on the ground

And out in Geeslin Corner, Old Milwaukee’s pourin’ down

And, maybe down in Red Hill, the trailers are in lights

In Grenada, Mississippi...Walmart’s shut down tonight

Christmas in Holcomb, hope yer mama and them’s alright

Merry Christmas from Holcomb, to all of ya’ll tonight

School’s out in Winona. The kids are shootin’ pool

There's magic in Gore Springs; Rednecks is in the groove

In Duck Hill, Mississippi, up north to Coffeeville

And all ‘cross Calhoun City, there’s turkey on the grill

Christmas in Holcomb, hope yer mama and them’s alright

Merry Christmas from Holcomb, to all of ya’ll tonight

And from here on Sweethome Road

God bless y'all...Yee haw...Happy New Year...You kids get outta them presents

Baby, bring me another beer...Merry Christmas tonight!