Bucky Covington's Top 10 Resolutions for 2011
(transcribed by his publicist)
10. Don't engage in conversation with Tom-Tom anymore
9. Already smarter than 5th grader, so find 6th grader to beat at tic-tac-toe
8. Don't take product labels literally from now on
7. Convince Taylor Swift to write song for me
(remember to change to perspective of male!)
6. Remember that "camouflage" and "camomile"
are not the same thing before next hunting season
5. Stop responding to emails from dethroned Nigerian princes
4. Learn to see the good in all people, even hateful bloggers like Trailer and CM
3. When I feel self-conscious, always remember,
I'm more intelligent than a likely 2012 presidential candidate
2. Buy new goldfish, remember that it doesn't eat flakes from Goldschlager
1. Learn the difference between "supposition" and "suppository" ...!!
I love # 3 due to its "No Labels" approach to politics! Liberals will incorrectly assume that Bucky is referring to Sarah Palin while us conservative types know he is really describing Obama! Go Bucky! (lol)
ReplyDeleteBucky Covington is my hero! He makes the best music in the history of music. Even better than the fine song stylings of Billy Dean or Lisa Brokop. But what I really love about Bucky Covington is that he is such a great role model. I mean he is so smart, he never gets into trouble, and his songs really make you think. Think about the song "A Different World," with all that profound and thoughtful nostalgia. So amazing. Go Bucky!! I know that country music already is for people who are way smarter than your average bear. But Bucky Covington is like the Albert Einstein of country. You have to be a genius to understand his brilliant lyrical messages.
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