Jul 27, 2011

Satirical Lyrical: Get Drunk, Shoot Pool, Skinny Dip, Repeat

Get Drunk, Shoot Pool, Skinny Dip, Repeat
©2011 FTM Satires

Hey hey man it's five o'clock
I jump in my truck and pop a top
Arm out the window getting a tan
Tall boy Bud in my other hand
Dip in my mouth, jeans on my butt
Headin' to Snookers, I tell you what
To get me a pitcher and shoot eight ball
Then go get nekkid, I'm tellin' y'all

Get drunk, shoot pool, skinny dip, repeat
It's what I do the end of every week
Get drunk, shoot pool, skinny dip, repeat
And my cowboy boots never leave my feet

Hoo boy, that girl she's a ten
Musta been born in the jeans she's in
She's dancing to an old Skynyrd song
Smokin' a light and drinkin' Patron
Asked her to come an' shoot a game
Ain't gonna bother to ask her name
Cause I just wanna have a good time
All her clothes in a pile with mine

Get drunk, shoot pool, skinny dip, repeat
It's what I do the end of every week
Get drunk, shoot pool, skinny dip, repeat
And my cowboy boots never leave my feet

Bridge
We drive out to ol' Redbone Creek
Drop our drawers and take a peek
I almost die, cowgirl's a man
Naw, a pecker wasn't in my plans...

to...
Get drunk, shoot pool, skinny dip, repeat
If I see her tomorrow night, we won't speak
Get drunk, shoot pool, skinny dip, repeat
So that's why my buddies were laughin' at me
Get drunk, shoot pool, skinny dip, repeat
If I see her tomorrow night, we won't speak

1 comment:

  1. If you could get someone to RAP this song, it would be a #1 in 2 weeks!

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