Originally Posted Dec 31, 2012
Thanks to some Twitter and Facebook pals for their contributions!
10. Create a Luke Bryan Signature Line of skinny jorts
9. Try and one-up Randy Travis by having a dead hooker
in the bed of his truck when cops find him passed out - @thegools
8. Perform one song without doing pelvic thrusts - @harriett0312
7. The Holy Grail of pop-country doucheocity: write or cut
a song even dumber than "Country Girl (Shake it For Me)."
6. Re-round his nuts - @ohbuffalo
5. Fit into his (sister's) jeans from 5th grade again - @shelbyjo
4. Rhyme a word with 4x4 Chevrolet Suburban - @BUBBAERVIN
3. Buy stock in Crest White Strips - @Mbarber17
2. Create a Luke Bryan "bobble-legs" (as opposed to a Bobble-head)
1. Get a baseball cap with no bill so he won't waste so much time
figuring out which way is backwards - Shari Geller from Facebook