Satirical Lyrical: A Realistic Summer Song

Here's a more realistic take on all the "got my girl and the weekend and my truck and we're going to the cabin and life is good" songs that come out about this time of year, just in time for summer country radio.

Here We Go

©2011 FTM Satire

I already paid the cabin rent

So we'll have fun, or you can go get bent

You're mad that your poodle couldn't come

But her yappin' makes it hard to get me some

Get your dirty feet off my dash

And gas is high, you best pitch in some cash

Beer is cold, but it's only Natty Light

The music's loud cause we just had a fight

But here we go

Down this old dirt road

Skies are blue, the sun's aglow

We got fish to catch and boats to row

Stop calling me a so and so

Oh no, here we go

Good thing you look good as you look

Cause you won't touch a fish or bait your hook

Girl I thought you quit those cigarettes

You said you've got bad habits you ain't quit yet

Water's fine but I don't like your drift

And I think that bikini top is last year's fit

Now you say you need to take a leak

But I think we're paddling up shit creek

Oh here we go

Sun is hangin' low

Boat's takin' on water slow

Dragonflies dipping to and fro

Try to kiss you but you say no

Oh no, here we go

Bridge

Now the rain is falling on this old tin roof

Your nightshirt's got me in the mood

But we ain't said a single word

And you're over there playin' Angry Birds

Oh here we go

The end is coming close

Rain comin' down like our hopes

No romance in the candle glow

Guess I'll watch the Kimmel show

Oh no, here we go