From December 28, 20011
Thanks to some of my Twitter followers for sending in their submissions!
10. Research old country music to see who else is there to name-drop
- @thebenimal
09. Then see how many of those country legends' names can be crammed into one radio-friendly song
08. To rewrite his Wikipedia page to include that he's an outlaw that can kick anybody's ass because he listens to Johnny Cash. - @iankevans
07. Attempt to beat Matthew McConaughey for most times photographed shirtless in a year
06. Get a personalized Axe fragrance
05. Do a duet with Jason Aldean about how country we are and proud
- @AikoujOi
04. Make an album blending a modern edge with traditional and authentic outlaw country, eschewing clichés and putting forth his honest artistic statement, with making good music being the focus, not money. Ha ha, just kidding! More of the same shit!
03. Own more shirts with sleeves
- @alymae
02. Actually find a station playing Cash, Hank, Willie & Waylon
- @erikflatt
01. Lose 10 lbs so he can fit into his wallet chain from high school.
- @shelbyjo
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