Guest Submission: Parody of Thomas Rhett's "Vacation"

Bro-Nation

Parody of Thomas Rhett’s “Vacation”

by Zackary Kephart

My genre is rotting because of the pop music sound that has conquered
I'm hoping one day we'll look back and this will just be a blur
No one gives a care, they pretend like it's ok so,
it might just be me bitching but it feels like it's all fake bros,

How have these songs never ever been slaughtered?
Do any of these writers really have an alma mater​?
How have these songs never ever been slaughtered?
My brain has started melting ‘cause the songs are getting dumber

Chorus:
Singing hey, let's break away from the Bro-Nation
Hey, let's get away from the bro-nation
These singers deserve a backhand
It's a total wasteland
This ain't what Hank planned
These songs need to be canned
Singing hey, let's break away from the Bro-Nation

Things were kind of looking up, and then all of a sudden, bam!
I thought it couldn't get any worse than that other guy named Sam
You think we'd all awaken, from the nightmares of our gripes
But they really call this country and that sure as hell ain’t right

Chorus
Singing hey, let's break away from the Bro-Nation
Hey, let's get away from the bro-nation
(I said, I said, I said,)
These singers deserve a backhand
It's a total wasteland
This ain't what Hank planned
These songs need to be canned
Singing hey, let's break away from the Bro-Nation

The writers of this song should be charged with manslaughter
They're killing country music in their quest to make it hotter
This song's a dumpster fire that needs to be poured on with water
Once again do these guys even have an alma mater?!?

Chorus
Singing hey, let's break away from the Bro-Nation
Hey, let's get away from the bro-nation
You know the singers deserve a backhand
It's a total wasteland
This ain't what Hank planned
These songs need to be canned
Singing hey, let's break away from the Bro-Nation

(Noooooooo)
Break away from the bro-nation

(Nooooooo)
Break away from the bro-nation

Repeat until end.