For some reason, I can only write parodies about gastric problems nowadays.
This one's disgusting. So enjoy!
"Fix The Stink"
(A parody of Chris Janson's "Fix a Drink")
Well it's rumbling like hell inside right now
Had chalupas on the way, now there's a gassy sound
Forecast calling for some terrible shame
Well I can't fix that but I can fix the stink
From my throat to my gut then my rear end
I might break your heart when I'm breaking wind
Yeah, I need some Pepto for what's causing all this pain
Well I can't fix that, no
But I can fix the stink, make it smell nice
Light a candle or spray some Old Spice
The cheese has been cut, but I'll get you smiling
Replace the smell of shit with a tropical island
Yeah, it's me who pooted, I know it smells so wrong
This ain't sleeping gas so make sure you don't yawn
Sorry bout the slip, yeah I let it rip
Hand over that Febreeze
so I can fix the stink
I've heard it said before, beans are good for the heart
I'm wearing khakis so I hope I didn't shart
None of your friends can deal with this stank
Well I can't fix that, no
But I can fix the stink, make it smell nice
Buy a Glade plug-in or spray some Old Spice
The cheese has been cut, but I'll get you smiling
Replace the smell of shit with a tropical island
Yeah, it's me who pooted, I know it smells so wrong
This ain't sleeping gas so make sure you don't yawn
Sorry bout the slip, yeah I let it rip
Hand over that Febreeze
so I can fix the stink
I don't know what's going on with you
But you're laying on the floor and your skin's turning blue
It looks like that bomb wasn't a dud
Sorry I killed you with my butt
Oh well, I can fix the stink, make it smell nice
Hang up some air fresheners shaped like pines
You've passed away, so silent but violent
But at least this cloud of gas has a silver lining
I can make it fruity or maybe minty strong
Make it smell like honeydew or fresh cut lawns
Sorry bout the slip, yeah I let it rip
I hope you rest in peace
Uh, I can fix the stink
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