Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts

May 25, 2023

Trading War Stories






Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #71

When you're out of money and somebody launches a Wallen marathon on the jukebox

When someone is wearing a Waylon t-shirt and can't name three of his songs

Please review the new Paul Cauthen song

Waiting on the country concert to start and they play Spice Girls pre-show music

When your drunk buddy gets into a Son Volt vs Wilco argument at the festival

When Shooter Jennings talked to you on Twitter one time and you see him win a Grammy

Ready for that new Turnpike album?

One second into Parmalee's new song 

When your brother says "don't hit me but I kinda like Florida-Georgia Line"

May 23, 2023

Parenting Fails


Dang Me


Top 10 Ways to Be the “Next Big Thing” in Country/Americana

By Jeremy Harris and Trailer

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10. Stop showering


9. Sound like Morgan Wallen


8. Have a throaty growl that sounds like you’re getting over a sinus infection


7. Get nominated for a Best New Artist award 7 years into your career


6. Only drink beer brewed within 20 miles of your home county 


5. Mention Ohio in your song but live 1 state south of there


4. Sound like Tyler Childers


3. Get a shout-out from Jay Potta


2. Grow a mustache that suggests you lost a bet


1. Sound like Zach Bryan



Bonus from Country Universe:

Be rumored to be dating Morgan Wallen



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