Showing posts with label Zach Bryan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Zach Bryan. Show all posts

May 23, 2023

Top 10 Ways to Be the “Next Big Thing” in Country/Americana

By Jeremy Harris and Trailer

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10. Stop showering


9. Sound like Morgan Wallen


8. Have a throaty growl that sounds like you’re getting over a sinus infection


7. Get nominated for a Best New Artist award 7 years into your career


6. Only drink beer brewed within 20 miles of your home county 


5. Mention Ohio in your song but live 1 state south of there


4. Sound like Tyler Childers


3. Get a shout-out from Jay Potta


2. Grow a mustache that suggests you lost a bet


1. Sound like Zach Bryan



Bonus from Country Universe:

Be rumored to be dating Morgan Wallen



Mar 17, 2023

Local Man’s Profane On-Air Rant Leaves Country Station with $20K FCC Fine

A local man’s obscene rant on a popular country radio station has cost that station five figures in FCC fines this week. Reginald Spears, a small engine repair shop owner who had previously been banned from the airwaves, tricked his way onto the Ferry and Lewis Morning Show and got off two and a half expletives before the hosts dropped his call.

WTSM manager Bart McGee says Mr. Spears’ cell and home numbers have long been on the blacklist for the station, but that he used a friend’s cell phone to call in on Monday morning. Ferry and Lewis, the morning show hosts, had asked listeners to call in and tell them what current songs they were digging and which ones they weren’t. Things went fine for the first few calls, but quickly went off the rails. 

“He started off quietly praising the fact that we’d played Zach Bryan’s “Something in the Orange” a few times,” said McGee. “But when Lewis asked him to name a song he didn’t like, the caller became suddenly irate.” The morning hosts apparently had accidentally switched off the 1 minute delay feature, which allows time to censor profanities, without realizing.


A transcript of the end of Spears’ call follows:

[Spears - who identified as “Mike in Mt. Airy”]

Yeah, yeah I do have come issues with some of them songs


You’re gone play a perfectly decent Jon Pardi song, and then Dan and freaking Shay?


[Ferry]

Watch it… (laughs)


[Spears]

Yeah anyway, y’all will play Jon.. and Zach Bryan… and Carly Pearce which is all good stuff

But then you will turn around after a loaded tea commercial and play that sissy junk

Literally nobody but stay at home stepmoms listens to that crap


[Lewis]

Seriously, keep it PG … we get it but…


[Spears]

Naw. Y’all using the same airwaves that once played The Possum and Patsy, it gets me fired up.

Y’all know me. This is Reginald Spears and I want y’all to know that while you’re doing better lately,

And that I really listen to my CDs and Spotify more than y’all, but

I don’t wanna hear any of that Kane Brown and his wife or Dan + Shay bullshit. Piss on ‘em. Fuc... [call cut off]


The 48-year-old Spears has a long history of tormenting the radio station and other local businesses with vandalism and “pranks,” in his off-kilter campaign against pop-country music he deems unworthy. Among the incidents are vulgar phrases mowed on the station’s lawn, unplugging the radio tower, and destroying an electronic jukebox. Mr. Spears has payed fines and served short sentences over the incidents, but has been relatively quiet in recent years. 


At press time, WTSM was disputing the fines with the FCC, and speaking with legal counsel to determine if they could sue Mr. Spears himself for damages if the dispute failed. 

Mar 2, 2023

Overly Politically Correct Country Songs: Zach Bryan, REK, Loretta, etc.

Don't get bent, I'm just having fun with the English language.

Guy Clark - Wayward Persons Waiting for a Train


Loretta Lynn - Climate Change Facilitator’s Offspring


Robert Earl Keen - Non-Hispanic American Honeymoon

& Happy Holidays from the Group of Persons Living Together


Ray Wylie Hubbard - Intercourse You, We’re from Land Stolen From Mexico


Gretchen Wilson - Uncultured Rural Cishet Female


Reckless Kelly - Mentally Challenged Eddie’s Last Hurrah


Cross Canadian Ragweed - Young CIS Males from Oklahoma


Dolly, Linda, and Emmylou - To Know Xem is to Love Xem


Rhett Akins - I Brake for Blue Hairs


Conway Twitty - Lascivious Male Glare Upon The Female Form in Denim


Zach Bryan - Extremely Attractive CIS Female From Oklahoma


Wheeler Walker Jr. - Cunnilingus/Physical Assault


Southern Traitor Railroad - Sexually Liberated Womyn


Miranda Lambert - Caucasian Mistruth Teller


Roger Miller - My Xio Used to Love Me but Xe Died


Feb 23, 2023

Tom & Jerry Country Reaction Gifs


If somebody says the pit at Vandoliers shows is pretty safe

When she sees you in your Crocs, cargo shorts, and faded Wheeler Walker Jr. t-shirt

Them: Promise you won't get mad if we listen to this one Sam Hunt song?
Me:  


When your friend also just listened to American Aquarium

If you go to a Lady A concert, you'll need this

Spanking isn't viewed positively these days but if your son listens to Kidd G, you gotta

When you say "I'd rather hit myself with a hammer than listen to Kane Brown" and somebody says "prove it"

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