Farce the Music: Kid Rock

Apr 17, 2025

John Candy Country Reaction Gifs

When John Conlee's out giving his wife the Friday night blues

A Dan + Shay fan when a song has steel guitar in it

A 'back the blue' Kid Rock fan when blue finds their meth lab

When somebody says they don't like Turnpike Troubadours

When somebody asks what genre Jelly Roll is

When somebody tells Conway Twitty he's getting the ladies on the front row a little too hot and bothered

When some clown says Wallen's "Cover Me Up" is better because Isbell has a whiny voice

When my wife says I can DJ and I have a playlist of 3 hours of the most soul-destroying Appalachian country queued up

Alan Jackson after the 20th take filming the "Chattahoochee" video

Just before hurling a beverage at Gavin Adcock

Watches Tyler Childers “In Your Love” video once

Mar 14, 2025

Newly Discovered STI Named After Kid Rock

The medical community is buzzing, though perhaps with a slight shudder, following the announcement of a newly identified sexually transmitted infection.

Researchers at the Detroit Center for Infectious Disease Control have officially named the affliction "Bawitdarrhea,” after a hit song by the American singer-songwriter, Kid Rock. While details remain scarce and the research is still in its first steps, Dr. Sheila Evergreen, the lead researcher on the project, offered a brief statement.

"The unusual and, frankly, kind of funny nature of this STI's transmission and symptoms led us to consider a namesake that embodied a similar level of… complexity," Dr. Evergreen stated, pausing before continuing. "After much deliberation, 'Bawitdarrhea' seemed the most fitting choice."

The symptoms of Bawitdarrhea are reportedly varied and, in some cases, hilarious. Preliminary findings suggest sufferers may experience any combination of: a shrinking of sexual organs, constant contradictory thoughts, a sudden affinity for cheap beer, itchy facial rashes, and a desire to loudly share opinions that no one else is interested in.

“We don’t know the long-term effects of Bawitdarrhea,” said current US Department of Health and Human Services chief Heather Melanson, who was briefed on the case. “The best course of action is always prevention.” Contacted for comment, a representative for Kid Rock offered a pithy response, “Mr. Richie is actually honored by this news. Catch it to own the libs!”

Further research is planned to fully understand the transmission, symptoms, and potential treatment options for Bawitdarrhea. Early reports suggest the infection began during 2024’s Kid Rock/Jason Aldean outdoor festivals - and may have been spread primarily during drunken sexual trysts in portable johns. In the meantime, medical professionals are advising individuals to practice safe sex and to consult with a doctor if they suspect they may have contracted the infection.

At press time, all port-a-potties for upcoming Kid Rock shows were being fitted with condom dispensers.