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The Fall of the House of Usher Country Reaction Gifs
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Better Names for the Jason Aldean / Kid Rock Tour
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MABA: Make America Bro Again
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Wallet Chains & Undie Stains
Rock the Smells
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Try That in a Stadium
Rock the Country Grammar
Divorced Dads Across America
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Oozefest
Gathering of the Parolees
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Gathering of the Imbeciles
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Tribal Tats & Flatbill Caps
Lot Lizardpalooza
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Bros, Hoes, and Squaretoes
Nov 14, 2023
Tuesday Morning Memes: Jason Aldean, Morgan Wallen, Sammy Kershaw
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Selective Rage
Aug 16, 2023
Aug 15, 2023
Predicting the Track Listing for Oliver Anthony's First Album
Note: This is satire. I personally get a centrist vibe from the song, but I think the "fudge rounds" line was off-putting and distracting.
Jul 17, 2023
More Monday Memes: Aldean, 90s Country Dance Remixes, Kid Rock, Willie Nelson
Jul 6, 2023
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Jun 30, 2023
Kid Rock’s White House Burns; Meth Lab Explosion Suspected
Country/rock star Kid Rock’s grandiose White House replica home burned overnight, and fire investigators say it appears to be due a meth lab explosion. Experts say the evidence was so substantial and certain that Rock, real name Bob Richey, was taken into custody on scene.
He went on to detail the source of the fire clearly being a corner utility room littered with broken beakers, metal piping, and a somehow unscathed pile of Sudafed. “There was also a half-melted metal door sign that said ‘Meth Lab,’ so we’ve pretty much got him dead to rights,” said Jones.
Back on record with the chief of police, Brittan Marks, we learned that an uninjured Richey was taken into custody without incident, wearing only a pair of flip flops and a “Hillary Lied” t-shirt. He was processed and bonded out a few hours later.
“With a net worth in the millions, we’re not sure why Mr. Richey would need to be cooking up meth, you know,” said a bemused Chief Marks, “Maybe he was just trying to live up to his outlaw reputation.”
At press time, Mr. Rock was tweeting and working on plans for his new ten-story ass shaped house on the same hill.
#fakenews #satire