Showing posts with label Billy Strings. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Billy Strings. Show all posts

Aug 25, 2022

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #62

When your uncle is giving away all his old country vinyl, but all he has left when you get there is Gary Morris

Trying to wave off the stink when
you get in line behind an Upchurch fan

When you had to review a Lady A album

How bad do you want to put Walker Hayes in a headlock?

Just a swangin'

Let me play you the best Kane Brown song

When she said your tractor's sexy so this is how you show up for every date

Showing up to the Billy Strings show when nobody's heard from you in a month

When Sue finally found his daddy

Apr 7, 2022

Scooby-Doo Country Reaction Gifs

 When the country station is playing some dude rapping about trying to keep his daughter off the pole

When Earl took a nap and they 
brought him a tarp instead of a blanket

When you get backstage passes at a Billy Strings show

Carrie Underwood fans when somebody on Twitter
dares utter a negative comment about her

When I'm in public and accidentally
hear a snippet of a Dan + Shay song

When the Uber driver is listening to Sam Hunt

When "Chattahoochee" comes on but
you don't know how to line dance

When you hear that one of your friends
went to a Kane Brown concert

Feb 16, 2022

Country Singer/Professional Wrestler Equivalents 5

Stoner? Probably. Beast? Definitely.



Large. Does the same thing over and over but still very popular.



Loves playing the heel. Very talented. Will talk shit at a moment’s notice.



Awesome. Takes up for herself. Most people don’t know who she is yet, but they will.



Tall. Annoyingly positive to the point of ‘go away’ heat.* Old.



Awesomely talented, but not as ‘over’** as they should be.



Not very good at anything, but always seems to be hanging around.



*Go away heat - when fans are legitimately not entertained and want the performer to stop it.

**Over - generating a large reaction from the fans.



Dec 15, 2021

What Your Favorite 2021 Album Says About You: Part 2


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Billy Strings - Renewal
“Dust in a Baggie” isn’t just a song; it’s your life story. You’re too bluegrass for Americana, too foulmouthed for bluegrass. You drive a van that’s too dirty to be confused for a creepy “free candy” van.



Morgan Wade - Reckless

You have used brass knuckles in a fight, regardless of your gender. You’re a 90s kid who doesn’t relate to those “You Know You’re a 90s Kid if…” Buzzfeed posts. You believe that genres aren’t important, but also think most pop country is sweltering garbage.



Dan + Shay - Good Things

You can’t even remember how to spell your own kids’ names. You drink so much wine, you’re on your way to a fatty liver despite weighing 110 pounds. You don’t like country, and don’t really care if people make fun of Dan + Shay for being soft pop, but you will curse a Starbucks manager in a heartbeat.



Jason Aldean - Macon

You think Morgan Wallen is just a Jason Aldean copycat with better hair. You have called Eric Church a cuck lib on Twitter. You wish you were young enough to pull off driving a truck with a Carolina squat. Your kids make fun of your tribal tattoo. 



Morgan Wallen - Dangerous

You spent the money you were going to donate to Trump 2024 on Wallen tickets. You “have black friends.” You and your girlfriend drive trucks with a Carolina squat. You’d say your life motto is “Bad Ass Boys Drive Bad Ass Toys” but it’s actually “celebrating mediocrity.”



Carly Pearce - 29: Written in Stone

You’ve been through it, sister. Or brother. Or whoever. 



Blake Shelton - Body Language

The only time you intentionally listen to any music whatsoever is when watching The Voice. Team Blake all the way! You’re suspicious and jealous of Gwen, but will tear anyone a new one if they besmirch her or Blake on Twitter. The police have a file on you, but you don’t have a record. 



Parmalee - For You

You see members of Parmalee on holidays and at family reunions. 


Oct 21, 2021

Young Frankenstein Country Reaction Gifs

 Me in any public place where pop-country is playing

Walking in the house after a Willie Nelson concert in your teens

When you crank that new Billy Strings

The only way you'd stay if he wasn't a Turnpike fan

Every new Walker Hayes songs sucks worse than the last

No good reason to argue with somebody who thinks Kane Brown is the best country singer

I dare you to listen to a whole Luke Bryan album

Still better than going to a Thomas Rhett concert

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