Showing posts with label Bailey Zimmerman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bailey Zimmerman. Show all posts
Aug 7, 2025
King of the Hill Country Reaction Gifs 4
When they say they love country music
…like Beyonce and Dan + Shay
When you normally tolerate Dale's conspiracy theories but he just brought Dolly into his lunacy
Backside of thirty and back on my own
An empty apartment don't feel like a home
Describe Morgan Wallen’s “Miami”
When Nancy keeps telling you about how she read on Facebook that Reba helped with Texas flood rescues and that Toby Keith is secretly still alive
What every country song from 2012-2017 was about
The only way anyone’s getting me to go to a Kane Brown concert
"Hey dad check out this Bailey Zimmerman song, it slaps!"
When a kid walks into homeroom wearing a Thomas Rhett t-shirt
When you see Zach Bryan has returned to Twitter and you know he's pretty much guaranteed to crash out again soon
When you’re starting to suspect your son may be a Billy Strings fan
Aug 1, 2025
Jul 17, 2025
Tom Cruise Country Reaction Gifs
Why is the country station playing a song with no twang, no story, no steel guitar, no fiddle, and no point?
Every time I piss off some Jason Aldean fans on Facebook
If you're loudly listening to Bailey Zimmerman beside me at Sonic
Them: Don't get too excited but Cody Jinks' new album comes out next week
Me:
Nashville record exec when they sign a TikTok star with no discernible talents besides being handsome
When somebody throws on some Johnny Lee
"Morgan Wallen is the GOAT"
When I see names like Josh Ross and Corey Kent and George Birge on the country chart
The Facebook comments when I post a positive meme about Tyler Childers or Jason Isbell
"Epstein files" 🤝 "what was thrown off Tallahatchie bridge"
When she texts you a Jelly Roll song she likes
I miss when women country singers' songs were all about:
When you just sold off the last of the Oxy and hear there's a hick-hop mudding event this weekend
Jun 19, 2025
Superman Country Reaction Gifs
Gavin Adcock fans when somebody pulls out a book near them
When somebody says they love Morgan Wallen's song "Cover Me Up"
When Wallen meets Tucker Wetmore
When the folk band finally gets tired of you yelling for them to play "Puff the Magic Dragon"
Me reading 90% of the country music stories on Facebook
When your girl says your music is too boring and sad and maybe you should listen to some Bailey Zimmerman or something
When she can name more unreleased Tyler Childers songs that you
After accidentally hearing 10 seconds of that new Kane Brown song
When a country singer has a single opinion that could be construed as left-leaning
When a Jason Aldean fan sees satire online
Jun 18, 2025
Jun 11, 2025
The Current Poop of Mainstream Country Radio: June '25
A poop emoji is negative, a strike thru is positive, an asterisk denotes a song where the good attributes and the bad are dead even. An overall score and brief summary are below the chart.
The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-11) overall which is a 3 point drop from our last edition in March. My favorite of the bunch is Ella Langley's "Weren't For the Wind." Sam Hunt says 'don't call it a comeback' and gives us the garbage we expect from him with "Country House." Aside from Sam Hunt and Josh Ross, everything's mostly mid as hell, even the good songs.
Jun 10, 2025
May 15, 2025
The White Lotus Country Reaction Gifs
When somebody at the dinner party says Dan + Shay is their favorite country band
You don’t like Chris Stapleton…
Zach Bryan:
The record label after signing Megan Moroney.
When the store clerk won’t let the Bailey Zimmerman fan buy a vape pen without an ID
When your girlfriend tells you she used to have a crush on Gary Levox
Heard about this John Moreland character?
When you find out Portia is an Upchurch fan
What are 90% of Conway Twitty songs about?
Well way down yonder on Koh Samui
When we found out Ty Myers is 17
When she asks if you've heard "Cover Me Up" by Morgan Wallen
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