Showing posts with label Bailey Zimmerman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bailey Zimmerman. Show all posts

Mar 6, 2024

The Current Poop of Mainstream Country Radio: March '24

A poop emoji is negative, a strike thru is positive, an asterisk denotes a song where the good attributes and the bad are dead even. 

The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (+3) overall which is an 8 point improvement from December. The best song is Cody Johnson's "The Painter." The worst is Hardy's "Truck Bed," with stiff competition from Kane Brown's "I Can Feel It." Overall, a decent set of songs but nothing to write home about. 

*Note: a few scores changed a bit since Dec. due to songs growing on me or the opposite

Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.

Jan 4, 2024

What Your Favorite Album of 2023 Says About You #3


Ruston Kelly - The Weakness
You don’t suffer from undiagnosed depression, you revel in every minute of it. Happy songs make you sad. Your friends all think you’re the smartest of the bunch because you got lucky on the ACT in high school. You utter “Hello darkness my old friend” every time you walk into work, but you are otherwise well-adjusted and well liked.

Bailey Zimmerman - Religiously
I don’t know or even care if this even came out in 2023, but you feel the same way. This is your background music for shuffling off to pickle ball practice or a meeting of the Jr. League in your $70k suv that has never seen a spot of mud. Someone recommended Zach Bryan to you, but you found him to be too intelligent. You think you saw Bailey play at the amphitheater last summer but you were so drunk you can’t be sure.

Turnpike Troubadours - A Cat in the Rain
You are a loyal friend. Your musical opinions are not always to be trusted, but your word is gold. You almost said the word “hater” out loud when one of your friends said this wasn’t their best album, but it was awesome to have them back. Your $70k truck is covered in mud …from working.

boygenius - The Record
You are not in my circle of “in real life” friends but you are definitely among my online friends, despite me thinking at least 42% of your political beliefs are loony. You don’t dye your hair anymore, but your bathroom sink is still purple from all the “new yous.” You are a loyal friend.

Zach Bryan - self titled
You are probably not in the lunatic fringe of Zach fans my memes so frequently target. You’re the type of fan who’d gladly spend $500 on a ticket, but also can see and appreciate Zach for his flaws and strengths. Still, every once in a while you click the angry face emoji on one of my memes.

Upchurch - Blue Gene’s
Your $7k truck is covered in mud ….from hasty getaways. Your only steady job the last few years has been selling pills. This is no fault of your upbringing or circumstances, you’re just a dumbass. You are very vocal about other people’s politics, despite not being allowed to vote yourself.

Lil Durk - Almost Healed
You are the real targets of most of my anti-Wallen memes. Look, I know you don’t listen to much country all when you’re driving around in the monstrosity your dad bought for your 15th birthday, but this is a country-music-focused site, and me poking fun at rappers and their fans might get me cancelled. I know it’s your girlfriend who listens to Wallen. Anyway, you’re a dipshit community college kid who failed Spanish for the second time because you were out spotlighting deer and smoking weed the night before.

Nov 2, 2023

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #75

When mami sees Wheeler Walker Jr. on junior's playlist

If Zach Bryan ever gets a PR agent

When a bro in a high school parking lot heard "This is How We Roll" playing in 2013

When the concession stand prices are just as overpriced as the concert tickets were

When somebody says a Bailey Zimmerman song slaps

Name one positive attribute of Jason Aldean

Lori McKenna songwriting prompt

When you hear there's a party with rockabilly chicks, midget wrestling, and a Mel McDaniel cover band

How the hell can a personGo to work in the mornin'And come home in the evenin'And have nothin' to say

When a Childers hater thought they were roasting him calling him woke

Gimme 5 yeahs if Luke Bryan sucks

Conway Twitty’s most successful pickup line

Oct 3, 2023

Brutally Honest Country Top 20

By Bobby Peacock. 

(you can tell it's not me because I wouldn't admit a Dan + Shay song was good even if I liked it)

Here's the real thing for reference.

Sep 21, 2023

Sports! Country Reaction Gifs

When they accidentally played 2 seconds of Dan + Shay's performance over the headset

This one doesn't have a country music related quip. I just wanted to post it. 

The end zone is Bailey Zimmerman's current song, the player (Elijah Moore) is me

Let's get some country rap workout music going!

Me reading "you sound like a boomer" comments under Morgan Wallen memes

Me when new Brent Cobb and Charles Wesley Godwin albums come out tomorrow

Chris Stapleton's "White Horse"

Crying all alone under the stands
Was the piccolo player in the marching band

Zach Bryan fan after defending Zach online

That Jason Isbell is kind of an asshole; but on the other hand, he's the best songwriter of our generation

Disgusting, but still better than being an Aldean fan

Aug 8, 2023

The Current Poop of Mainstream Country Radio: August '23

 A poop emoji is negative, a strike thru is positive, an asterisk denotes a song  where the good attributes and the bad are dead even.

The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-10) overall which is a 4 point drop from May (the previous time we did this chart). The best song (by a hair over Hailey Whiters) is Luke Combs’ monster hit cover of Tracy Chapman’s “Fast Car.” The worst is Parmalee's "Girl in Mine" for the second time in a row, narrowly beating out Luke Bryan’s insipid “But I Got a Beer in My Hand.” I don’t really see any particular trends besides it being summer, always a celebration of cliches on country radio. 

Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.

Jun 22, 2023

Hey Arnold! Country Reaction Gifs

If you bet against Morgan Wallen doing something else stupid in the next year,

Listening to pop-country radio till you hear a steel guitar

When you hear Luke Bryan's tour bus is parked at the truck stop

When I start explaining why a current hit isn't country

When your mom loved Shania Twain in the 90s and asks to hear her new music

Why are you a Bailey Zimmerman fan?

Now and then some kid gets bit

When your granddaughter comes over wearing a Kane Brown shirt

Ain't nothin' better when the wind cuts cold

When I catch myself playing Wallen's "Last Night" over and over in my head


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