Bro country songwriter trying to think of how to spell F-150
When you buy 30 minutes of Wheeler Walker Jr. on Touchtunes
Beyonce winning best country album is kinda like:
Zach Bryan is just okay
Watching Red Clay Strays from a nearby mountain cuz you couldn't get into the Red Rocks presale
"Beyoncé said her album wasn't country, but it won best country album Grammy, but it doesn't matter because awards shows are political and fake, but I'm still mad, even though I don't like the other nominees either and Wallen should've won."
When your headphones accidentally connect to somebody listening to Aldean
Luke Bryan on a random Thursday in an amphitheater singing about catfish down in the creek
When somebody asks if I'm going to Gavin Adcock
When someone mildly disagrees with Isbell on social media
When someone tries to explain how we got from The Carter Family to Dan + Shay and that's it's all natural musical evolution
Something something rhymes with Bronco yada yada
What's wrong with Walker Hayes? Kids love him.