The Crud Report: April '25

Jamie Foxx Country Reaction Gifs

Pardon us son, she ain’t no kid

That’s a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig

When Jason Isbell sings “sorry the love songs all mean different things today”

When somebody says it’s lame for a middle aged man to run a meme page making fun of 20-30 year old singers

You don't know anybody who doesn't like Morgan Wallen?

When Jesus returns just as you were about to see Sturgill for the third time this year

When my wife said they should hand out depression meds with the latest Turnpike Troubadours album

PR email to me: Please consider reviewing this song. The artist was inspired by Ed Sheeran and Thomas Rhett. 

Me:

Five seconds into the “Seven Spanish Angels” recording session 

George Jones had a third personality no one talks about

It’s a great day to whoop somebody’s ass

When somebody says Dan + Shay is a great country music duo

Monday Morning Memes: Morgan Wallen, Gavin Adcock, Jason Aldean

John Candy Country Reaction Gifs

When John Conlee's out giving his wife the Friday night blues

A Dan + Shay fan when a song has steel guitar in it

A 'back the blue' Kid Rock fan when blue finds their meth lab

When somebody says they don't like Turnpike Troubadours

When somebody asks what genre Jelly Roll is

When somebody tells Conway Twitty he's getting the ladies on the front row a little too hot and bothered

When some clown says Wallen's "Cover Me Up" is better because Isbell has a whiny voice

When my wife says I can DJ and I have a playlist of 3 hours of the most soul-destroying Appalachian country queued up

Alan Jackson after the 20th take filming the "Chattahoochee" video

Just before hurling a beverage at Gavin Adcock

Watches Tyler Childers “In Your Love” video once

Wyatt Flores Covers Isbell's "Alabama Pines"

Everything's Political

Favorite Albums of 2025: First Quarter Report

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Check 'em out if you haven't!

1. Justin Wells - Cynthiana

2. Tobacco City - Horses

3. Jason Isbell - Foxes in the Snow

4. The Wilder Blue - Still in the Runnin'

5. Lola Kirke - Trailblazer

6. Jason Boland & The Stragglers - The Last Kings of Babylon

7. Charley Crockett - Lonesome Drifter

8. JD Clayton - Blue Sky Sundays

9. Will Stewart - Moon Winx

10. Juliet McConkey - Southern Front

11. Patterson Hood - Exploding Trees & Airplane Screams

12. Nolan Taylor - s/t

13. Them Coulee Boys - No Fun in the Chrysalis

14. Horsebath - Another Farewell

15. Sierra Hull - A Tip Toe Highwire

Others I Dig

(in no particular order)

Matt Daniel - The Poet

Bonnie Prince Billy - The Purple Bird

Ryan Sambol - Friend of the Show

Olivia Wolfe - Silver Rounds

Jason Scott & The High Heat - American Grin

Caylee Hammack - Bed of Roses

Ty Myers - The Select

Willow Avalon - Southern Belle Raisin' Hell

Joe Ely - Love and Freedom

Jesse Welles - Middle

Courtney Patton - Carry You With Me

Tony Logue - Dark Horse

The War and Treaty - Plus One

Alison Krauss & Union Station - Arcadia

More Monday Memes: George Strait, Zach Top, Sturgill Simpson

 

A Sad Point of View

Country Twitter Fails: March '25

This one's ghoulish. Don't be like this.