Reading a list of Jason Aldean’s good qualities
When my passenger asks if we can listen to some Hardy
“Americana is country for people who are afraid of rednecks” -a comment on our Instagram
When Orville Peck, Ty Herndon, Lil Nas X, and TJ Osborne are racing
When you hear the new ways they’re committing murder on Music Row these days
Me getting thrown out of the bar after playing “Killin’ Time” on the jukebox 23 times in a row
Whiskey Riff readers whenever Riff posts something about Jason Isbell
Florida-Georgia Line? Stopped there to take a piss one time
Me looking at my hungover tired self in the mirror after an American Aquarium concert
Ain’t said shit the whole party till people start saying untrue things about country music and suddenly
“If you won’t take me to see Wallen, you can just walk out that door”
