Showing posts with label Tammy Wynette. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tammy Wynette. Show all posts
Mar 24, 2024
Mar 21, 2024
Mar 19, 2024
Oct 10, 2023
Overly Politically Correct Country Songs: Zach Bryan, George Jones, Tammy Wynette, etc.
The One I Loved Back Then (The Prius Song) - George Jones
I Always Get Consent From You - Merle Haggard
Try That in a Commune - Jason Aldean
Your Repressed CIS Woman’s Gonna Throw Off the Reins of Patriarchy - Tammy Wynette
Xir Name Is - George Jones
Life Ain’t Fair and Capitalism is Evil - Sturgill Simpson
Sold (The Grundy County Sex Trafficking Incident) - John Michael Montgomery
I Bear a Lot of Shame in What I Am - Merle Haggard
Ahab the Man of Middle Eastern Decent - Ray Stevens
Rolex® on a Rural White Southerner - Brantley Gilbert
Young CIS Males of Misplaced Belief - Zach Bryan
Free and Privileged (Down the Road I Go) - Dierks Bentley
Paint Me a Portland - Tracy Lawrence
Ruby I Understand You Have Needs I Can No Longer Fulfill - Kenny Rogers
The Happiest Colonizer - Donna Fargo
Which One O’ You Nice LGBTQ Members Cares to Give Me Fellatio? - Wheeler Walker Jr.
Voluntarily Unattached Caucasian CIS Woman - Chely Wright
Tofu Night at the Prairie Rose - Mike & The Moonpies
Impossible Burger in Paradise - Jimmy Buffett
My Fellow Wrongly Incarcerated Roommate Has Expressed Interest in a Relationship - Cledus T. Judd
Apr 25, 2023
Jan 11, 2023
Aug 12, 2022
Man Who Makes Sure You Know He’s Too Good for Country Music Adores Theory of a Deadman
 |
| Mr. Burns' "Best Songs Ever" playlist |
The meme showed up in his timeline due to a former high school friend Jesse forgot to unfollow sharing it. Incensed that he should be reminded of the mere existence of country music, Mr. Burns made sure to make his high falutin opinion known to all. He has far too refined sensibilities for even one person on earth to think he could listen to the addle brained yawping of sister sexing hillbillies.
“That shit blows ass,” said Burns when we sent him a PM asking politely for some explanation. “LOOOL, you need to get a life, f**king redneck.” Since we couldn’t get Burns to engage in a civil conversation about his disdain of country music, we decided to analyze his supposed stellar taste.
His Facebook profile page was partially public and a recent post bragged excitedly of getting tickets for the upcoming Louder Than Life festival in Kentucky. He specifically mentioned his excitement about seeing those paragons of music, Theory of a Deadman, for the 9th time. He was also hyped about Chevelle, Ghostemane, Sevendust, Pop Evil, Papa Roach, Shaman’s Harvest, and whoever Yungblud is.
Clearly a man of unquestionable artistic preferences, Jesse Burns is far too intelligent and cultured for the inbred idiocy of Kris Kristofferson, or the uneducated foolishness of Merle Haggard, or the bland white trash stylings of Tammy Wynette.
We also found Jesse’s public Spotify playlist entitled “Best Songs Ever.” Prominently featured are the aforementioned Theory of a Deadman who are definitely not a subpar Nickelback cover band. It also includes the stylings of Hinder, Saving Abel, and whatever a Crossfade is. Obviously this man is far too sophisticated for the moonshine swilling moronicness of Guy Clark, or the trailer park platitudes of Dolly Parton, or the barely literate ponderings of Tyler Childers.
At press time, Jesse Burns was cursing at his ex-wife on the phone with a Sam Adams in hand, while Buckcherry blared in the background. But at least he doesn’t like country.
Apr 6, 2022
Overly Politically Correct Country Songs
No serious commentary from either side of the aisle, please. Just having fun with language.
---------
Birthing Person, My Partner is Mentally Ill - The Judds
Wichita Lineperson - Glen Campbell
C-O-N-S-C-I-O-U-S U-N-C-O-U-P-L-I-N-G - Tammy Wynette
Quing of the Road - Roger Miller
Good Hearted Adult - Waylon Jennings
Caucasian Tonkin’ - Hank Williams
Xe Stopped Loving Xir Today - George Jones
Seven Latinx Angels - Willie Nelson, Ray Charles
Parent Tried - Merle Haggard
Native American Person Impacted by the Justice System - Tim McGraw
If the Afterlife Isn’t a Lot Like the Southeastern United States - Hank Jr.
I Am a Person of Constant Sorrow - The Soggy Bottom Boys
Folically Blessed Rural Resident - David Allan Coe
You Ain’t Womxn Enough - Loretta Lynn
Gestational Parents, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowpersons - Waylon & Willie
Apr 5, 2022
Dec 3, 2021
Had a Mullet / Should've Had a Mullet 3
 |
| Had a mullet |
 |
| Had a mullet |
 |
| Should've had a mullet |
 |
| Had a mullet |
 |
| Had a mullet |
 |
| Should've had a mullet |
 |
| Had a mullet |
 |
| Should've had a mullet |
 |
| Should've had a mullet |
 |
| Definitely had a mullet |
Aug 24, 2021
Jun 22, 2021
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
LinkWithin
