Showing posts with label Tammy Wynette. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tammy Wynette. Show all posts

Apr 6, 2022

Overly Politically Correct Country Songs

No serious commentary from either side of the aisle, please. Just having fun with language. 

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Birthing Person, My Partner is Mentally Ill - The Judds


Wichita Lineperson - Glen Campbell


C-O-N-S-C-I-O-U-S U-N-C-O-U-P-L-I-N-G - Tammy Wynette


Quing of the Road - Roger Miller


Good Hearted Adult - Waylon Jennings


Caucasian Tonkin’ - Hank Williams


Xe Stopped Loving Xir Today - George Jones


Seven Latinx Angels - Willie Nelson, Ray Charles


Parent Tried - Merle Haggard


Native American Person Impacted by the Justice System - Tim McGraw


If the Afterlife Isn’t a Lot Like the Southeastern United States - Hank Jr.


I Am a Person of Constant Sorrow - The Soggy Bottom Boys


Folically Blessed Rural Resident - David Allan Coe


You Ain’t Womxn Enough - Loretta Lynn


Gestational Parents, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowpersons - Waylon & Willie


Dec 3, 2021

Had a Mullet / Should've Had a Mullet 3

 Part 1                 Part 2


Had a mullet


Had a mullet


Should've had a mullet



Had a mullet



Had a mullet



Should've had a mullet



Had a mullet



Should've had a mullet



Should've had a mullet



Definitely had a mullet

Feb 28, 2020

ACMs Snubbed Jones, Cash, Ray Price, Says Man Who Apparently Time Traveled from the 70s

Larry Jack Pullen of West Memphis, Arkansas, who may be in possession of a device that can transport humans through time, is very upset with the Academy of Country Music awards nominations that were announced yesterday. He took to Facebook to announce his displeasure, saying “No George Jones, Johnny Cash or Ray Price. They are getting awards for ruining Country Music.” The comment was in response to a Facebook post that listed the likes of Thomas Rhett and Luke Combs as 2020 nominees.

When reached by Messenger for comment (I didn't tell him the artists he listed were no longer alive because I assumed he knew), Pullen went on a long rant about the fabric of America, smart phones, and something about “the Chinamen,” before finally getting back around to country music. 

“Riley Green, who’s she? If Johnny Paycheck isn’t up for best male artist, then what the hell is even going on? Nobody respects are elders any more and that’s why Jimmy Carter got elected.”

I asked Larry Jack if he could share the secret of time travel with me, but he said I must be on the reefer to ask something like that. “Your one of them what’s trying to make country music liberal and gay, aren’t you?” he asked. “IF YOU PEOPLE BY GOD RUIN WHAT GLEN CAMPBELL AND CONWAY TWITTY WORK EVERY DAY TO KEEP STRONG I WILL FIND WHERE YOU LIVE and you will regret it!” 

I tried to calm the conversation, but it was no use. “It’s a g***amn shame what their doing.” said Pullen, “I bet Tammy Wynette won’t even be preforming on the show, will she?” When I let him know that Wynette had sadly passed on, he told me to send condolences to her family and let him know where to send flowers. 


*this is based on a real Facebook comment (just the first one) - only the name was changed*

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