Overly Politically Correct Country Songs: Sawyer Brown, Martina McBride, Cody Jinks, etc.

Cody Jinks - Gestational Parent Song

Same Kind of Mental Illness as Me

Johnny Paycheck - The Only Ruckus My Birthing Parent Ever Raised

Don Gibson - Womxn (Desirable Womxn)

Dwight Yoakam - Guitars, EV Cadillacs

Bill Anderson - Disenfranchised Folx

Trisha Yearwood - Low Income Enclave of Memphis

Paul Overstreet - Seein’ My Second Biological Parent In Me

Sammy Kershaw - CIS Female Royalty of My Large Manufactured Home

Martina McBride - This One’s for All Persons Identifying as Young Females

In My Birthling’s Eyes

Sawyer Brown - The Young Cisgender Males and Me

Hellroys - Those Breasts Aren’t Mentally Challenged

Hank Williams Sr. - (Catcalling an Attractive CIS Female)

John Anderson - Corporate Farm Fowl Pollution Causing Vehicle

African American Sheep

Never Have I Ever

More Monday Memes: Morgan Wallen, Country Radio, Kane Brown

Number of Co-Writers to Crappiness of Song Ratio 2

 Did this back in 2013. Not an exact science and honestly just cherry picking for clickbait ...many of the best songs were written by 2-3 people, but who cares when you're deriding committee written dreck?

Untrue Facts: Luke Bryan, Martina McBride, Travis Tritt, etc.

 

90s Country Problems

Untrue Facts: Waylon, Barbara Mandrell, Martina McBride, etc.

Country TwitterWINs: October 2020

*some foul language*

Disturbing Martina McBride Parody Album Covers

Top 10 Worst Country Quarantine House Guests

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10. Garth Brooks

Just cries in the corner the whole time.

9. Kacey Musgraves

Smokes up all your weed. 

8. Gary LeVox

In this temporarily ‘nicer’ era of Farce the Music, I will leave this one alone, but you know why he’s here.

7. Martina McBride

High stakes poker games with toilet paper for money. Constantly setting up booby traps and cleaning her AK for when “shit goes down.”

6. Cody Jinks

Won’t stop reminding everyone that The Rock is a big fan. Unfortunately, Ward Davis had to come along too - it’s a package deal.

5. Justin Moore

Constantly needs help reaching stuff in the cabinet and climbing up on the toilet.

4. Mitchell Tenpenny

Your wife won’t come out of the bedroom because “his staring is getting really creepy.” Refuses to wash his hands.

3. Thomas Rhett

Brings over all his kids and their friends, negating the whole social distancing thing. Wants to have Ed Sheeran karaoke contests 24/7.

2. Sam Hunt

Expects you to keep his hair cut and styled for him. Water bill extremely high from washing all his jogger pants. Wants you to be the snap track for him when he’s writing songs. 

1. Shooter Jennings

Eats all your Funyuns. His ‘essential’ luggage is 5 crates of He-Man lunch boxes.

Eats up all the wifi bandwidth playing video games constantly. Conspiracy theories out the wazoo.

Country TwitterWINs: February '20