Overly Politically Correct Country Songs: 90s Edition

Jo Dee Messina 

“Heads California, Tails California”

Randy Travis 

“Better Class of Disadvantaged”

Dwight Yoakam 

“Sexually Liberated as You”

Shania Twain 

“Any Cisgender Man of Mine”

Chris LeDoux & Garth Brooks 

“Whatcha Gonna Do With a Cowhand”

Montgomery Gentry 

“Person of Appalachian Heritage Shoes”

Mary Chapin Carpenter 

“Xe Thinks Xe’ll Keep Xer”

“Shut Up and Kiss Me (If You Consent to Doing So)”

Mark Chesnutt

“Sibling Jukebox”

Clint Black 

“Unaliving Time”

“No Time to Unalive”

“Loving Visually Impaired”

John Michael Montgomery 

“Sold (The Grundy County Sex Trafficking Incident)”

Sawyer Brown 

“Some Young CIS Women Do”

Travis Tritt 

“Deity, Have Mercy on The Working Person”

[Censored] Railroad 

“Flamboyantly Confident Womxn”

Sammy Kershaw 

“Consort of My Upscale Manufactured Home”

Trisha Yearwood 

“Economically Deprived Side of Memphis”

Alan Jackson 

“Xe’s Got the Rhythm (And I am Clinically Depressed)”

Overly Politically Correct Country Songs: Zach Bryan, George Jones, Tammy Wynette, etc.

The One I Loved Back Then (The Prius Song) - George Jones

I Always Get Consent From You - Merle Haggard

Try That in a Commune - Jason Aldean

Your Repressed CIS Woman’s Gonna Throw Off the Reins of Patriarchy - Tammy Wynette

Xir Name Is - George Jones

Life Ain’t Fair and Capitalism is Evil - Sturgill Simpson

Sold (The Grundy County Sex Trafficking Incident) - John Michael Montgomery

I Bear a Lot of Shame in What I Am - Merle Haggard

Ahab the Man of Middle Eastern Decent - Ray Stevens

Rolex® on a Rural White Southerner - Brantley Gilbert

Young CIS Males of Misplaced Belief - Zach Bryan

Free and Privileged (Down the Road I Go) - Dierks Bentley

Paint Me a Portland - Tracy Lawrence

Ruby I Understand You Have Needs I Can No Longer Fulfill - Kenny Rogers

The Happiest Colonizer - Donna Fargo

Which One O’ You Nice LGBTQ Members Cares to Give Me Fellatio? - Wheeler Walker Jr.

Voluntarily Unattached Caucasian CIS Woman - Chely Wright

Tofu Night at the Prairie Rose - Mike & The Moonpies

Impossible Burger in Paradise - Jimmy Buffett

My Fellow Wrongly Incarcerated Roommate Has Expressed Interest in a Relationship - Cledus T. Judd

Overly Politically Correct Country Songs: Sawyer Brown, Martina McBride, Cody Jinks, etc.

Cody Jinks - Gestational Parent Song

Same Kind of Mental Illness as Me

Johnny Paycheck - The Only Ruckus My Birthing Parent Ever Raised

Don Gibson - Womxn (Desirable Womxn)

Dwight Yoakam - Guitars, EV Cadillacs

Bill Anderson - Disenfranchised Folx

Trisha Yearwood - Low Income Enclave of Memphis

Paul Overstreet - Seein’ My Second Biological Parent In Me

Sammy Kershaw - CIS Female Royalty of My Large Manufactured Home

Martina McBride - This One’s for All Persons Identifying as Young Females

In My Birthling’s Eyes

Sawyer Brown - The Young Cisgender Males and Me

Hellroys - Those Breasts Aren’t Mentally Challenged

Hank Williams Sr. - (Catcalling an Attractive CIS Female)

John Anderson - Corporate Farm Fowl Pollution Causing Vehicle

African American Sheep