Overly Politically Correct Country Songs: 90s Edition

Jo Dee Messina 

“Heads California, Tails California”

Randy Travis 

“Better Class of Disadvantaged”

Dwight Yoakam 

“Sexually Liberated as You”

Shania Twain 

“Any Cisgender Man of Mine”

Chris LeDoux & Garth Brooks 

“Whatcha Gonna Do With a Cowhand”

Montgomery Gentry 

“Person of Appalachian Heritage Shoes”

Mary Chapin Carpenter 

“Xe Thinks Xe’ll Keep Xer”

“Shut Up and Kiss Me (If You Consent to Doing So)”

Mark Chesnutt

“Sibling Jukebox”

Clint Black 

“Unaliving Time”

“No Time to Unalive”

“Loving Visually Impaired”

John Michael Montgomery 

“Sold (The Grundy County Sex Trafficking Incident)”

Sawyer Brown 

“Some Young CIS Women Do”

Travis Tritt 

“Deity, Have Mercy on The Working Person”

[Censored] Railroad 

“Flamboyantly Confident Womxn”

Sammy Kershaw 

“Consort of My Upscale Manufactured Home”

Trisha Yearwood 

“Economically Deprived Side of Memphis”

Alan Jackson 

“Xe’s Got the Rhythm (And I am Clinically Depressed)”

Kung Fu Panda Country Reaction Gifs

The Louvin Brothers as children

I focus on my breathing and the universal sound

When you're relaxing on the back porch with some chilled out country music and somebody drives by listening to Upchurch

When you hear your pop-country fan office-mate listening to a Haggard song

If I ever catch myself enjoying a Dan + Shay song

When I heard Randy Travis has a new song dropping tomorrow

Every single time Luke Bryan falls off a stage I will watch it

When you're at a show and let go of a fart just as the band finishes their song with the abrupt ending

When pop artists come into mainstream country music just to make music that sounds like everything else in mainstream country music

When you don't think that was a piece of gum somebody just handed you at the Billy Strings show

When they catch whoever committed murder on music row and execute them, make it

Morgan Wallen summoning the power of 9 light beers and rich guy privilege to hurl a chair off the roof of a bar at 3 am

The Longest Yard Country Reaction Gifs

Still better than listening to a Kane Brown song

Bro-country videos be like

"Yeah, I'll admit I'm coming around on Jason Aldean; he's such a great singer and seems like a nice fella.

Tyler Childers when he's about to play "Follow You to Virgie"

When you ask an Upchurch fan the last book they read

When you're over 40 trying to power through a late night concert and that 7th beer kicks in

When an elder country singer tries to hit a high note these days

I keep waiting for you to forgive me

And you keep saying you can't even start

So when those three little words come so easy to you

I hope you know what I mean when I say...

Dustin Lynch attempting to make a country song

When your dumbest friend suggests you all go see a Morgan Wallen concert

Watches Childers' "In Your Love" video one (1) time

Bro-Country Legends: Randy Travis

Sunday Mornin' Music / Randy Travis / "Above All"

Always Was Cool

The Lost Randy Travis Horror Movie

More Monday Memes: Jennifer Nettles, Randy Travis, Richard Thompson

Idea by Bobby Peacock

 

90s Truck Stop Starter Pack

 

Hard Times, Daddy

Sunday Mornin' Music / Randy Travis / "Baptism"

Saturday Night Music / Tammy Wynette & Randy Travis / "Strangers Again"

Sunday Mornin' Music / Randy Travis / "Amazing Grace"

The Crud Report: May '22

Untrue Facts: Luke Bryan, Eric Church, Alan Jackson, etc.

But On the Other Hand

Sunday Mornin' Music / Randy Travis & Drew Parker / "There's a New Kid in Town"

More Monday Memes: Walker Hayes, Randy Travis, Fred Durst

5 New Randy Travis Parody Album Covers