The Crud Report: May '25

Yokelpalooza 2025

The Dukes of Hazzard Country Reaction Gifs 2

Worked all week now it's time to play

Gonna get a little bit sideways

The cop outside the hick-hop festival bout to fill his quota

If the mechanic looks like this, just mention Waylon Jennings and he might give you a discount

When the "country" song has goofy sounding echos and no actual drums whatsoever

"Our parents are gone and we're playing some Conway"

Maren Morris fans will be too triggered to notice how badass this jump is

When cousin Bo says Willie Nelson is overrated

Upchurch fans when they mix too much kerosene and drain cleaner into the Sudafed

What happens to the shitter after 7 tall boys and a two orders of nachos at the Sturgill concert

The country record label making sure she can sing before signing her to a contract

When your Uber driver is listening to Big & Rich

When you get the text that the pig's in the ground and the beer is on ice

Pick Your Seat

The Crud Report: January 2025

Blatant Trolling Meme

Country and Rap

This One Doesn't Need a Title

Black Sheep Country Reaction Gifs

Voting for "I Had Some Help" as CMA song of the year is like

When a dude cranking Wallen insults your Isbell t-shirt because he assumes you're a limp wristed librul

When she says it's either me or your constant depressing country music playlists

Jason Aldean fans broadcasting their stupid opinions

When Whiskey Myers makes your right foot get heavy then you see those blue lights

Even country fans need a little Pantera in their lives

When a Kane Brown fan attempts to engage you in conversation about something that isn't pop music or fashion

How did Gavin Adcock fool people into thinking he's a viable alternative to pop-country?

What the far right assumes Beyonce's country album is about

Kane Brown and Upchurch attempting to get cell service so they can find their way out of a tiny patch of woods

 (Apologies if some of these are from Tommy Boy; I haven't seen 

either one in a while and these were all tagged as Black Sheep)

Tuesday Morning Memes: John Denver, Hick-Hop, Luke Bryan

Thanks to Bear T for sending in this dark meme.

New Beavis & Butthead Country Reaction Gifs

When Jelly Roll is on every damn channel at the same time

When a country label head finds out their new tall handsome signee can’t sing

Mr. Farce the Music in his mom’s basement toasting to making another Wallen fan angry online 

When I see one country artist talk shit about another one on Twitter 

Trace Adkins when he’s wondering how she even got them britches on

How people get into Upchurch

Still better than going to a Kane Brown concert

My review of any Chase Matthew song

When Conway sang: 

There’s a devil in my body that I just can’t satisfy 

When the shitty cover band doesn't know any Tom Petty

When somebody calls me a soylibgaytard on Facebook for making fun of Aldean

"The Classics" Country Reaction Gifs

Old heads seeing Post Malone's collaborators on his "country album"

Me when they start playing Wallen at the pool party

Luke Bryan when he meets his tour openers

Me reading the Facebook comments of people who don't understand memes and love Jason Aldean

When Jelly Roll releases another pop-rock song to country radio

Me calculating whether I need lawn, seats, or pit tickets to Johnny Blue Skies based on my bank account and how much Zyn I'll need to make it to the end of the month

When I had to slow down and see if this dude was really listening to Dan + Shay

Zach Bryan hater after telling a fan every song sounds the same

Jason Isbell after brutally insulting another person with 12 followers

90s kids when they finally figure out that "Strawberry Wine" wasn't about strawberry wine

When somebody starts off "Today's country radio sucks" but ends up with "you should check out Upchurch"