King of the Hill Country Reaction Gifs 4

When they say they love country music 

…like Beyonce and Dan + Shay 

When you normally tolerate Dale's conspiracy theories but he just brought Dolly into his lunacy

Backside of thirty and back on my own

An empty apartment don't feel like a home

Describe Morgan Wallen’s “Miami”

When Nancy keeps telling you about how she read on Facebook that Reba helped with Texas flood rescues and that Toby Keith is secretly still alive

What every country song from 2012-2017 was about

The only way anyone’s getting me to go to a Kane Brown concert 

"Hey dad check out this Bailey Zimmerman song, it slaps!"

When a kid walks into homeroom wearing a Thomas Rhett t-shirt

When you see Zach Bryan has returned to Twitter and you know he's pretty much guaranteed to crash out again soon

When you’re starting to suspect your son may be a Billy Strings fan 

Steve Buscemi Country Reaction Gifs

Farce the Music talking shit about singers young enough to be his sons 

That creepy guy at the Texaco when you pull up blaring Wheeler Walker Jr. 

When God hears what Morgan Wallen did to “Miami, My Amy”

If you hear me singing about koalas with sexually transmitted diseases 

Listens to Tyler Childers one (1) time

When a bridesmaid passes out drunk while crying to a Stapleton song at the wedding reception 

When there ain't no cure for the summertime blues

When the first date goes so well she asks you to go see Kane Brown with her next weekend 

How do I know he’s a Jason Aldean fan?

Me when somebody on Facebook types out a long, thoughtful, sympathetic, positive reply defending Jelly Roll under one of my memes.  

Tom Cruise Country Reaction Gifs

Why is the country station playing a song with no twang, no story, no steel guitar, no fiddle, and no point?

Every time I piss off some Jason Aldean fans on Facebook

If you're loudly listening to Bailey Zimmerman beside me at Sonic

Them: Don't get too excited but Cody Jinks' new album comes out next week

Me:

Nashville record exec when they sign a TikTok star with no discernible talents besides being handsome

When somebody throws on some Johnny Lee

"Morgan Wallen is the GOAT"

When I see names like Josh Ross and Corey Kent and George Birge on the country chart

The Facebook comments when I post a positive meme about Tyler Childers or Jason Isbell

"Epstein files"   🤝   "what was thrown off Tallahatchie bridge"

When she texts you a Jelly Roll song she likes

I miss when women country singers' songs were all about:

When you just sold off the last of the Oxy and hear there's a hick-hop mudding event this weekend

Summer Blockbusters Country Reaction Gifs

Given the choice of hell or a Kane Brown concert

Me, on a daily basis, reading Facebook comments about how Dolly sucks and Waylon is overrated

If hick-hop fans are chartering your fishing boat

Them: Pop country didn't exist until the 90s

Me:

When you catch your son listening to Morgan Wallen

Listens to anti-Maga country singer once

When your playlist switches from classic country to bluegrass

When Tyler Childers asked Rick Rubin a question in studio

Discussing Aldean with a casual country fan

"This Willie's Roadhouse music is so sad and twangy. Can we listen to The Highway?" 

I wish I could do this to every Walker Hayes song I've ever had the displeasure of hearing

Upchurch fan says

M*A*S*H Country Reaction Gifs

Which unreleased song are you mad that Tyler Childers isn't putting on his next album?

When Taste of Country decides to post 14 more stories about the failing economy and closing brick & mortar stores

When I post memes about Morgan Wallen on Facebook damn near every day and somebody has the nerve to ask who that is

"Zach Bryan is the greatest living songwriter"

When you talk shit about Jason Aldean around your mentally deficient coworker

Here's to light beers, smoked meats, and cranking some Waylon to celebrate America's 249th birthday

A Kane Brown fan trying to defend their opinion

When the on-hold music is pop country

Good Christian boy listens to Jason Isbell once

What's your favorite Wheeler Walker Jr song about?

When your friend has to go see Hardy with his wife

Have a nice 4th of July!