My Favorite Palette

 

Tom Cruise Country Reaction Gifs

Why is the country station playing a song with no twang, no story, no steel guitar, no fiddle, and no point?

Every time I piss off some Jason Aldean fans on Facebook

If you're loudly listening to Bailey Zimmerman beside me at Sonic

Them: Don't get too excited but Cody Jinks' new album comes out next week

Me:

Nashville record exec when they sign a TikTok star with no discernible talents besides being handsome

When somebody throws on some Johnny Lee

"Morgan Wallen is the GOAT"

When I see names like Josh Ross and Corey Kent and George Birge on the country chart

The Facebook comments when I post a positive meme about Tyler Childers or Jason Isbell

"Epstein files"   🤝   "what was thrown off Tallahatchie bridge"

When she texts you a Jelly Roll song she likes

I miss when women country singers' songs were all about:

When you just sold off the last of the Oxy and hear there's a hick-hop mudding event this weekend

Scarface Country Reaction Gifs

When a local DJ announces Justin Moore to the stage

When they play you their favorite country song but it sounds like Three Doors Down with more twang

When Tommy left the bar room, not a Gatlin boy was standing

When you've never made it to the end of Johnny Cash's "Cocaine Blues"

If Jason Aldean fans call it hipster-country, then probably...

Johnny Paycheck, that fateful day

♬

 Play Cherokee fiddle, he'd play it for the whiskey 

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The proper reply to every bro-country pickup line

When you tell her the 'country' she's listening to is just southern pop sung by pretty boys

When you lay into ‘em with that Kentucky Thunder 

When your boy is about to hurl a chair off Eric Church's bar at some cops

Least Anticipated Albums of 2023

Stolen Memes: Morgan Wade, Luke Bryan, Johnny Lee

(Meme creators water-marked except one) 

By Vinyl Ranch

Dallas Country Reaction Gifs

When your wife starts getting into Dan + Shay

Vivian to Johnny circa 1955

After somebody dares me to listen to Walker Hayes’ new EP

When real country music returns and we find out this has all been a bad dream

When he tries a Chase Rice pick-up line on you

Some of y’all just like Morgan Wallen because liberals don’t, but that’s none of my business

When somebody plays some Johnny Lee

When somebody talks to me while I’m listening to Turnpike

6 Urban Cowboy Parody Album Covers

(Artists who were on the Urban Cowboy soundtrack or did songs in that style/era.)

5 New Johnny Lee Parody Album Covers