♫♪ The flag still stands for freedom
and they can't take that away ♫♪
Country radio interviews, when she wants to talk about her album instead of who she's dating
Turn the quiet up, turn the noise down
Brooks or Dunn arguing with Brooks or Dunn about who gets the larger dressing room on the next tour
What's the most important rule of being a gatekeeper?
When you're starting to see those turtles Sturgill sang about
Conway Twitty when his management tried to tell him to stop being so damn sexy
Mainstream country label when another relatively handsome Morgan Wallen knockoff walks in
Jason Aldean defending his Lil Wayne Halloween costume
Your single uncle walking into the John Conlee show smelling of Hai Karate, looking for you a new aunt