Aug 30, 2022
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Jul 7, 2022
*foul language warning*
Every old country blues song's opening line:
I'm so lonesome I could cry
[insert joke about Rascal Flatts that gets me cancelled]
Walker Hayes' next song mentions Olive Garden
If you don't like Ian Noe, I don't trust your taste in anything
Ask a Dustin Lynch fan why they like one of his songs and...
"You wanna go to the String Cheese Incident show with me?"
When that guy just said every Kane Brown song is a banger
When I show up to court in a "Who the F*** is Sturgill Simpson?" tee shirt
Jun 2, 2022
When a friend you haven't seen in a while comes to the party and he digs Tyler Childers too
My favorite Kid Rock song:
Me reading the comments when I post the dumbest fake news ever about Luke Bryan and his fans think it's real
When you can't even get away from Walker Hayes on the sports talk station
When you come to the office picnic and they're playing FGL
Ain't no point in getting out of bed if you ain't living the dream
From me to the song "Willin'":
When the DJ accidentally plays a country song made before 2009 and the listeners get pissed
A view inside the head of a Kane Brown fan
How to know if your trip to
Laurel Cove Music Festival went well
May 31, 2022
May 23, 2022
May 6, 2022
Apr 28, 2022
Mom: Who's this Wheeler Walker Jr fella I've been hearing about? Play me something from him.
Kane Brown fan when somebody asks their name
First time somebody hears Sturgill sing live
Traditional country, outlaw country, Americana, roots rock, bro-country, alt-country, boyfriend country...
When you accidentally hear a few seconds of a Walker Hayes song while you're in a store and it gets stuck in your head
When a coworker says they love country music then mention their favorite band: Dan + Shay
Hey, you remember that country singer guy who claimed he flies a private jet and has thousands of bot followers?
When you drunkenly tell a friend one night that you own a Rascal Flatts CD and he tells everybody in the group chat
Mar 23, 2022
Mar 10, 2022
There will be foul language. Duh.
If somebody who hasn't listened to country radio since 1998 turns on country radio now
Just a big red goodbye in lipstick on the wall
Someone who says country music is dead is
When your wife has to stay with her sick mom and can't take the kids to the Luke Bryan concert
"Why won't you go with me to the Aldean show? You can just get drunk and talk trash."
Parker McCollum is talented and tall and handsome?
When you clicked play on Sturgill's Sound & Fury
If you're starting to think Walker Hayes isn't as bad as everybody says
You started listening to Morgan Wallen only because the left hates him, even though you don't like pop country?