Mar 23, 2023
Blaxploitation Film Country Reaction Gifs
Mar 22, 2023
Untrue Facts: Reba, Luke Combs, Johnny Cash, Sturgill Simpson
Mar 17, 2023
Morgan Wallen Fan Mental Gymnastics
Mar 15, 2023
The Current Poop of Mainstream Country Radio: March 2023
A poop emoji is negative, a strike thru is positive, an asterisk is mediocre (or the negatives outweigh the positives). I needed a new grading option - there’s more meh these days than flat-out bad. Total score below the chart.
The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (+3) overall which is a 19 point improvement (!!) from November (the previous time we did this chart). The best song is Carly Pearce’s “What He Didn’t Do.” The worst is Tyler Hubbard’s “Dancin’ in the Country,” which is only a hair’s width worse that Dan + Shay’s drivel. Anyway, nice upgrade, country radio! The credibility scare is back in progress.
Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.
Mar 14, 2023
Really Dumb Reviews: Wallen's One Thing at a Time
Mar 10, 2023
The Crud Report, March '23, Vol. II
Mar 9, 2023
Country Singers as Trash Cans
Feb 17, 2023
Everybody's Somebody's Favorite
Feb 10, 2023
Elderly Country Songs: Zach Bryan, Luke Combs, Morgan Wallen
Sand in My Sansabelts
Days That End at Nine
The Way I Walk
Cover Me Up (with that Afghan)
Bengay on a Bullet Hole
The Kind of Love We Used to Make
Cognac Never Broke My Heart
She Got the Menopause
Something in the Metamucil
Oklahoma Rest Home
Mobility Scooter Drive By
Heavy Eye Bags
Jan 31, 2023
Brutally Honest Billboard Country Top 20
Jan 16, 2023
Stolen Memes: Sturgill, Zach Bryan, CDB, Dan + Shay
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Dec 28, 2022
3 New George Strait Memes
Dec 14, 2022
What Your Favorite Album of 2022 Says About You Part 2
You are between the ages of 14 and 19. You drive a VW Bug that has had the transmission replaced twice since you got it. You’ve asked your parents if you can just skip the rest of the school year since you’re going to have to repeat it anyway. You are dating someone ‘from another school’ who your friends have never met. Or you write for Country Universe.
You put this at #1 because you can’t show weakness when it comes to defending Carrie’s honor. She’s the best even when she puts out this uninspired collection, which you’ve only listened to twice but have left streaming overnight 5000 times. You started therapy this year after yet another Entertainer of the Year loss. Your boyfriend is terrified of you.
Beard oil, wash, conditioner, balm, nor wax has ever touched your face mane, yet it is still resplendent and makes hipsters jealous. Your favorite whiskey drink is whiskey. Whether pro or anti gun control, you own a small arsenal. You are so emotionally screwed up, sad feels like happy.
You will just as soon fistfight a republican as a democrat. You have a hunting-related tattoo. You haven’t been to church in 7 years but know the Bible better than your ‘rain or shine’ friends. You make fun of the people who complain about Tyler set-lists, but haven’t actually been to a show since he stopped including “White House Road.”
You pretend to find meaning in the title of this album. Other hipsters call you a poser. Your degree in poetry analysis hasn’t come in handy in the real world. You feel that country music is beneath you, despite half this album being more country than anything on the radio.
You are the friend everybody goes to for advice, despite your life being a raging garbage dump inferno. You have a tattoo that it takes five minutes to explain. There’s some weird family issue like your dad divorced your mom and married her hair-dresser or something, but you get along with everybody and get free hair cuts now. You didn’t know there was an unwritten rule about not drinking before 5 pm.
You are pretty basic, but also a genuinely nice person. Regardless of your gender, you installed your own catalytic converter anti-theft device. You are politically oblivious. Regardless of your gender, you own more than 5 articles of clothing with your name on them.
You are 100% for sure not a Republican, but have a lot of beliefs and habits that would get you cancelled by the left. You drive an electric vehicle which has run out of charge by the outlet mall no less than 4 times this year. You’re pretty deep, but also an Instagram influencer.