Of course a Trump one is coming up next.
Aug 14, 2024
Aug 12, 2024
Stolen Memes: Sammy Kershaw, John Moreland, Garth Brooks
From Think I'll Just Stay Here and Meme |
From Vinyl Ranch |
From Tyler Chill Dumps |
From Old School Country Memes |
Aug 5, 2024
Monday Morning Memes: Kane Brown, Garth Brooks, Jason Aldean
Jul 10, 2024
Same Ol' Garth
Jun 25, 2024
Jun 19, 2024
Overly Politically Correct Country Songs: 90s Edition
Jo Dee Messina
“Heads California, Tails California”
Randy Travis
“Better Class of Disadvantaged”
Dwight Yoakam
“Sexually Liberated as You”
Shania Twain
“Any Cisgender Man of Mine”
Chris LeDoux & Garth Brooks
“Whatcha Gonna Do With a Cowhand”
Montgomery Gentry
“Person of Appalachian Heritage Shoes”
Mary Chapin Carpenter
“Xe Thinks Xe’ll Keep Xer”
“Shut Up and Kiss Me (If You Consent to Doing So)”
Mark Chesnutt
“Sibling Jukebox”
Clint Black
“Unaliving Time”
“No Time to Unalive”
“Loving Visually Impaired”
John Michael Montgomery
“Sold (The Grundy County Sex Trafficking Incident)”
Sawyer Brown
“Some Young CIS Women Do”
Travis Tritt
“Deity, Have Mercy on The Working Person”
[Censored] Railroad
“Flamboyantly Confident Womxn”
Sammy Kershaw
“Consort of My Upscale Manufactured Home”
Trisha Yearwood
“Economically Deprived Side of Memphis”
Alan Jackson
“Xe’s Got the Rhythm (And I am Clinically Depressed)”
Jun 5, 2024
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May 17, 2024
Captioning This Garth Brooks Photo
Apr 29, 2024
Stolen Memes: Morgan Wallen, Sturgill Simpson, Garth Brooks
Apr 16, 2024
6 New AI Illustrated Country Songs
Titles at the end.
Garth Brooks "Friends in Low Places"
Reba "Fancy"
Patsy Cline “I Fall to Pieces”
Vince Gill “Go Rest High on that Mountain”
Zach Bryan “Something in the Orange”
Toby Keith “I Love This Bar”
Apr 12, 2024
Lost 90s Country Song Was Somehow Too Cheesy to Release
A 90s country ballad based on a silly saying from a popular sitcom? In an era marked by movie-catch-phrase song titles, tunes about sentient hearts, and more goofy dance remixes than you could shake it to the right at, this particular one was somehow deemed too cringe. Why is that?
The tearjerker, written by Craig Wiseman and Gary Loyd was pitched to around 15 different artists, with only 1 cutting the tune. The singer, who can’t be named, but whose name rhymes with Lacey Turd, had hoped to include the song on his 1996 album and release it as a single; they even had single artwork completed.
That’s when higher ups at MCA stepped in and told him and producers that “Did I Do That?” was just too dopey, even for the 90s (and even for an artist who’d later release the gem, “Ten Rounds With Jose Cuervo”). So the song just went into the vaults never to be heard again.
Even Wiseman, who’d go on to become one of the most successful songwriters and music execs in mainstream country is ashamed of “Did I Do That?” “Where’d you even find out about it?” he laughed. “We must’ve had some good weed in the writers’ room that day… a sad song based on a goofy exclamation from a TV dork… it’s even dumber than (Blake Shelton & Trace Adkins’) “Hillbilly Bone” which I am also quite ashamed to have my name associated with”
When asked if the song might ever see the light of day, Wiseman said “There were several lyrics based on other absurd quotes from the show… and on the last chorus, (singer) even sang the hook similarly to Urkel’s delivery… so honestly, I hope whatever vault the tapes were in burned down and then flooded and then the debris was dispersed by straight-line winds to the horizon.”
Wiseman did provide the few following lyrics from the song (to the best of his recollection):
My little sweet potato
With eyes so sad and blue
Baby I’ve got to know
If I’m the one that did that to you
My perfect baby cakes
Laura, why did you go?
Was it my mistakes
That got you feelin’ so low
(Part of chorus)
Did I do that?
Break your heart too many times
You ain’t comin’ back
And all the fault is mine”