*or pop-country or Americana or southern pop or plain crap...whatever. Like I have room to put all that in the title*
The look you give people who think you've been doing cosplay for 10+ years
My wife: What are we doing Saturday? Can we go shopping?
Me:
Garth, did you really kill all those people like they say you did?
Name one thing that's country about Dan + Shay:
When people say you're the fastest fence climber they've ever seen
If you think Hank would've done it this way
When you spend $1600 on a guided high-fence hunt and only see an undersized doe and a 3 squirrels
When nobody talks to you because they only brought you on for ratings
What's better than listening to Jason Aldean?
Hey Farce, how do you know you wouldn't like a Luke Bryan concert if you've never been to one?
When another candidate for the biting list crosses your vision
Dominik Mysterio: "Hey Post Malone, you sure have gained a lot of weight!"
When you find out the release dates of new music from all your buddies and you just so happen to have 245 songs in the can
