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Monday Morning Memes: Morgan Wallen, Gavin Adcock, Shania Twain

 

Dear Old Dad

Trolling Trolling Trolling

Pick Your Seat

More 9 Circles of Hell Country Music

Bruce Campbell Country Reaction Gifs

When a yellow haired lady follows you out of the saloon and tries to steal your stallion

A depiction of how it would feel to see Billy Strings at the Sphere

Marshmello? Seriously?

When a hardcore country fan begrudgingly admits his favorite Shania Twain song

“Why don’t you like Warren Zeiders?”

Me: points

When you tell a hick-hop fan to kindly crawl out from under your vehicle with that saw 

How a Brantley Gilbert fan celebrates learning to read

Jack found out all the fun things they don't want you trying in a small town

Me when the singer at my funeral butchers “Go Rest High on That Mountain”

Try to say something nice about the Florida-Georgia Line guys’ solo careers 

When a chick wearing a Kane Brown shirt thinks you're flirting with her by holding the door

Never Forget!

Overly Politically Correct Country Songs: 90s Edition

Jo Dee Messina 

“Heads California, Tails California”

Randy Travis 

“Better Class of Disadvantaged”

Dwight Yoakam 

“Sexually Liberated as You”

Shania Twain 

“Any Cisgender Man of Mine”

Chris LeDoux & Garth Brooks 

“Whatcha Gonna Do With a Cowhand”

Montgomery Gentry 

“Person of Appalachian Heritage Shoes”

Mary Chapin Carpenter 

“Xe Thinks Xe’ll Keep Xer”

“Shut Up and Kiss Me (If You Consent to Doing So)”

Mark Chesnutt

“Sibling Jukebox”

Clint Black 

“Unaliving Time”

“No Time to Unalive”

“Loving Visually Impaired”

John Michael Montgomery 

“Sold (The Grundy County Sex Trafficking Incident)”

Sawyer Brown 

“Some Young CIS Women Do”

Travis Tritt 

“Deity, Have Mercy on The Working Person”

[Censored] Railroad 

“Flamboyantly Confident Womxn”

Sammy Kershaw 

“Consort of My Upscale Manufactured Home”

Trisha Yearwood 

“Economically Deprived Side of Memphis”

Alan Jackson 

“Xe’s Got the Rhythm (And I am Clinically Depressed)”

AI Illustrated Country Songs: Most Hated Country Songs Edition

Artists and song titles at the end if you can't figure these out.

Luke Bryan - Country Girl (Shake it For Me)

Johnny Cash - Chicken in Black

Shania Twain - That Don't Impress Me Much

Trace Adkins - Brown Chicken, Brown Cow

Walker Hayes - Fancy Like

Big & Rich - Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)

Brad Paisley & LL Cool J - Accidental Racist

Tim McGraw - Truck Yeah

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