Farce the Music: Alabama

Oct 19, 2023

Stephen King Movie Country Reaction Gifs

*warning - a bit of gore*

Jason Aldean filming his latest video

The second act of a Chris Knight song

Me when I listened to Kidd G for the first time

She thinks I'm perfect and that I love her cat

What's crawling in your shorts if you sleep with a Morgan Wallen fan

When you tell Carrie Underwood you saw her guy with a floozie

And three sad faces gather 'round Mama
They ask her when Daddy's comin' home

That one lady who pops up in my comments defending Luke Bryan

Summarize "bro-country" for me

When you fall in the port-a-potty rescuing your phone at the Kane Brown show

Aug 31, 2023

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #74

When your friends pick you up for the Cody Jinks show and you're already drunk

Arlo McKinley after a particularly passionate show

When an Aldean fan shows up at the party

Zach Bryan is pretty good, but most of his best songs are duets

"So you like country huh? Morgan Wallen is awesome!"

We don't worry bout the pennant much

We just like to see the boys hit it deep

What's the difference between torture and a Kane Brown concert?

Down home, a man's good word and

a handshake are all you need

Zach Bryan fans when you make a minor joke about him

I'm hoping and I'm praying as my heart breaks right in two

I'm walking the floor over you

RIP Bray Wyatt

Apr 14, 2023

New Texas Law to Require Fiddle in All Bands

House lawmakers in Austin passed a bill on Thursday that would require all bands that play in the state to include a fiddle player.

House Bill 42069 won initial approval Tuesday, and then received a final vote Thursday, passing 127-19. It now heads to the Senate.

The bipartisan legislation, co-sponsored by Texas Department of Culture, Recreation, and Tourism chair Douglas K. Ershaw, would force any "musical act consisting of more than 2 members to include a fiddle player, as God intended."

While it was unclear how this would affect musicians in genres that don't generally include fiddle, Ershaw insisted that the law would also provide for bands without such an instrumentalist, forming a Fiddle Corps of unaffiliated players for assigning the lacking groups a fiddler free of charge.

Bill co-sponsor Charles E. Daniels of Delta County explained "While we agree that many bands with great lead guitarists can pick it hot, that's just not good enough for a Llano man."

"Whether you want your fans to two-step, do-si-do, headbang, or do The Bust Down, in the Lone Star State from now on, sir, you've gotta have a fiddle in the band." smiled Ershaw, seemingly assured that the Senate would finalize the bill and that Governor Abbott would codify it into law.

At press time, music stores across the state were reporting a shortage of rosin.