King of the Hill Characters as Country Fans

That's What I'm A-doin' Today

I Get Stoned in the Morning

Stolen Memes: Garth, Kentucky Headhunters, Charlie Daniels

 

I don't know where this first one came from but the rest have watermarks.

Monday Mornings Memes: Charlie Daniels, Walker Hayes, Alabama

Country TwitterFAIL: August 2020

Country TwitterFAIL July '20

 *foul language, as usual*

I posted this one last month, but it makes me so mad I had to post it again

Sunday Mornin' Music / Charlie Daniels / "Walkin' in Jerusalem"

The Crud Report: July 2020

If They Re-Carve Stone Mountain

Here are some suggestions...

Alan Jackson water skiing.
Stolen from @aghease on Twitter.

No, not this one...

Nahhh, just paint this up there.

A Simple Answer From Charlie Daniels

From a Fox & Friends interview. 

Rest in Peace, Charlie Daniels

Untrue Facts: Alabama, Parker McCollum, Charlie Daniels

Tyler Childers & Billy Strings / "Trudy" / Ryman Auditorium

A Time for Heroes!

Little Known Facts: Christmas 2019 Edition

Sitting on Charlie Daniels’ lap and telling him what 

you want for Christmas really pisses him off. 

According to Santa’s Naughty and Nice List, Jason “Rowdy” Cope 

of The Steel Woods isn’t rowdy at all.

Shooter Jennings announced a spring tour and is looking forward to hitting the 

road to unwind after another winter of making toys for good boys and girls.

Blind Item: 30-50 feral hogs stole a popular Americana band’s van 

and gear trailer in certain southeastern Texas city.

Freezing temps across the country have caused Luke Bryan’s pants to fit better, 

but he is now battling chapped lips.

Mitchell Tenpenny is the first artist in a new country sub-genre: Incel Country.

With 2019 coming to an end I decided to check in with Colt Ford and 

his resolution to no longer suck. Failing for 50 weeks and counting.

The real issue is that there isn’t a war on “The Christmas Shoes.”

Kane Brown is beter then you’re favorite country sinjer. 

~this fact guest-written by a Kane Brown fan.

Florida Georgia Line’s FGL House features a reverse toy drive where employees 

go to hospitals and orphanages in Nashville and take take toys from the children.

Thomas Rhett cheerful story blah blah good news happy blah.

Starbucks compensated Jason Isbell for not changing his twitter name to IsBELLS this year by sending him a free nonfat, vanilla, soy latte with espresso shot once a week until March. (<—This fact requires too much referential minutia for the average person to get it, but I left it in so you can make fun of Jeremy for writing it. ~Trailer)

I went to see Luke Combs the other day. He said I needed wipers and a cabin air filter.

Gary Levox had a recent trip to the dentist because he confused 

the coal in his stocking for chocolate covered cherries.

Taylor Swift researched her role for Cats by being an actual crazy cat lady.

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Most of these by Jeremy Harris - a few by Trailer