Farce the Music: George Jones

Oct 3, 2024

Beetlejuice Country Reaction Gifs

When you just bought 20 sad George Jones songs in a row on TouchTunes just as the Friday night party crowd walks in

I knew somewhere amid all this distraction

Was a little less talk and a lot more action

"Yeah I saw Sturgill before any of you knew who he was"

Your murder ballad playlist welcoming you back every October

John Rich every time he sees an opportunity to drop a political hot take that will keep him relevant 5 more minutes

In the medical tent at a hick hop festival

"You sure like some strange and unusual country music"

Me when somebody says Morgan Wallen is making country music great again

It started off "hey cutie, where you from?"

Then it turned into "Oh no, what have I done?"

You're never going to let that Kane Brown lost in the woods story go, are you?

Charlie Daniels: I told you once you son of a...

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Apr 26, 2024

HARDY to Release Country Remix of “Truck Bed”

Riding high on the success of his massive monogenre hit “Truck Bed,” Hardy has announced plans to follow that up in coming weeks with a country remix, or re-imagining to be exact, of the smash release. The song, which was recently certified platinum for Hardy, and the first trap-country alt-rock song to reach the top 10 on the major country charts, will receive quite a makeover for this incarnation.

Instead of the creeping guitar riff, there will be a crying steel guitar. The post grunge style nasal vocals will become a more note-bending drawl of the sort once employed by Lefty Frizzell. The heavy bass will be switched out with a 90s country style drum sound. There may even be some audible fiddle (possibly replacing the whistle in the original), clearly signaling a radical departure for the up-and-coming Mississippi boy.

Whether this release will continue Hardy’s winning streak is yet to be determined, but many behind the scenes are questioning the move. "Who's gonna play it? I mean, this thing is like, old-timey sounding and stuff," said Clearchannel country radio DJ Trey Turner. “Like from 1997 or something.”

"You can't G-walk to it for a Tik Tok; I don't like it," complained Kawntrygull56 on a short song teaser on Hardy’s Insta. Another comment went the other way with it. “THA GOAT don’t miss - making country music better than the legends! Waylon who??” Said Hardy fan PisswhereIwant.

Hardy, for his part, maintains that this will play to a new demographic he hasn't reached before. "The people who actually like the organic, authentic-sounding stuff like Merle Haggard and George Jones..." said the musical enigma. “Maybe people will stop talking mean about me on Twitter now.”