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Nov 5, 2025

2025 Country Music Vocabulary





Gatekeeping: Making artists or fans of those artists feel bad for claiming the genre but not adhering to any of the genre’s basic elements




Evolution: Copying what was popular in hip-hop or pop music 1-5 years ago




Songwriting: Rearranging words from previous hits over a slightly different composition




Songwriter: Producer, actual writer, guy who bought a beat online, 13 dudes in a room trying to think of the most current slang term to use, DJ, the singer (who only added 2 words), etc.




Country music: Has no definition. If the radio/bookers/agent/record label/media lets you call whatever crap it is you’re performing country, do so




Americana: Country music



Hipster country: Americana with fashion sense and/or social messages




Country cosplay: Artist was not born in the rural south or Texas (OR) has not been a country artist since the moment they popped out of the womb



Sellout: Artist who selfishly got sober or clean





Hick lib: Country or Americana singer who is not MAGA




Live Nation: Entertainment/concert company requiring half a month’s income and your firstborn child to afford a ticket to one (1) of their events




Traditional country: (sounds like the 90s)



TikTok country: Offensive term demeaning the hard work of curly haired young dudes who developed a following due to their attractive appearance and ability to autotune themselves singing about being sad and problematic




Steel guitars & fiddles: Americana instruments


Bruh-Country: Music by and of the tatted, plain tee and chain wearing, mumble-rap-loving young American white dude, fr fr.




TikTok Americana: Offensive term demeaning the hard work of not-as-attractive dudes standing in a field singing about coal in a style not dissimilar to Tyler Childers or Zach Bryan

Sep 29, 2025

Aug 28, 2025

College Football Country Reaction Gifs

What bro in the squatted Ram hollers as he cuts you off while cranking Wallen

were ringing the day that I met you

When all your exes live in Texas

Me to the booth when they play Jelly Roll as hype music at the game

Get a little tired on the weekend, after I draw my pay

Country radio plays pop dudes with less streams than traditional leaning independent artists

Jay! Jeff! Jay! Jeff!

BJ Barham has really let himself go 

Zach Bryan trying to do public relations

When you tell Meemaw that Jason Aldean sucks

When you haven't read the news lately and Tyler Childers doesn't play *song title removed due to woke* at the show

How to get the attention of a Koe Wetzel fan

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