Showing posts with label Koe Wetzel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Koe Wetzel. Show all posts

Sep 14, 2023

Sanford and Son Country Reaction Gifs 3

If the truck was full of Kane Brown merch


When somebody played the dance remix of “I Like It, I Love It” in 1995


What bro-country sounds like to a boomer


How I sleep after pissing off Aldean fans again


My face when somebody’s online demeaning George Strait’s contributions to country music


He said “I wanna taste that powerful stuff”


When you walk in the party and they’re cranking Wallen


What do you call someone who pays $1k to see…anybody?


Koe Wetzel telling his grandkids stories one day


When you puff what Willie passes



Jul 20, 2023

Bill Burr Country Reaction Gifs

Country radio station program directors:

Care to read my think piece either for or against Jason Aldean's single "Try That in a Small Town?"

The day I found out Turnpike was getting back together

Even your favorite beer tastes bad if the bar's playing pop country

When Luke Bryan says his songs aren't very deep

When somebody finds the 2 Aldean albums when going through the dusty CD tower in my closet

Me: I only listen to Ruston Kelly over and over because of his voice and skillful songwriting
Them:

Every time I post a Morgan Wallen meme on Facebook and come back to read the comments

What should I write this country Christmas song about?

Me watching the country music culture war rage on

When Aunt Lilly goes to the balloon festival Koe Wetzel concert without looking him up first

Dan + Shay fans be like

Apr 12, 2023

Elderly Country Songs: Dierks, Koe Wetzel, Sam Hunt, etc.


Dierks Bentley

Drunk on a Golf Cart

Somewhere on a Bus

What the Hell Did You Say




Ashley McBryde

Granny Put Your Bra On

Gospel Night at the Bingo Hall

Light on in the Chrysler




Sam Hunt

Nursing Home Party

83

Breaking Up Was Easy in the 50s

Take My Time




Koe Wetzel

February 28, 1946

Shrunk Driving

Can’t Die Young




Jake Owen

Best Thing Since Butterscotch

Down to the Coffee Shop

8 Second Cramp




Jon Pardi

Heart Medication

Dirt on My Velcros

Heart Attack on the Dance Floor

Smokin’ a Pall Mall

Mar 9, 2023

Hot Rod Country Reaction Gifs


Clay Walker, politely critiquing his bus driver's performance

Feb. 29, 2016, Koe Wetzel's friend asks:
"Why did you tell that punk ass cop to take you to jail?"

🎶And I’m proud to be an American where at least I know I’m free 🎶

When you're too drunk to remember your name but somebody cranks up Sturgill Simpson

When the dance remix of “Chattahoochee” comes on

When you're very shy but she's wearing a Vandoliers t-shirt

Why were you listening to Gary Stewart for 10 straight hours?

Every time a pop-country singer says 
their next song is more traditional

Dec 7, 2022

What Your Favorite Album of 2022 Says About You


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Miranda Lambert - Palomino

Even if you hadn’t listened to it, this would be your #1. Even if it was terrible, this would be your #1. Even if Miranda slapped your step-dad and keyed your Altima, this would be your #1. 




Beyonce - Renaissance

Even if you hadn’t listened to it, this would be your #1. Even if it was terrible, this would be your #1. Even if Beyonce besmirched your mother and keyed your Nissan Leaf, this would be your #1. You either write for a hipsterish music site or are a full time Beyonce stan.




Zach Bryan - American Heartbreak

You are a former bro-country fan who finally graduated from the community college after 5 years. The pickup truck your dad bought you in 11th grade is long in the tooth but it still gets you to the construction site. You still do mostly the same things in your spare time that you’ve done since 11th grade, but the soundtrack is better now. You read a little poetry, but don't tell your friends about it.




Koe Wetzel - Helldorado

You are the same as the Zach Bryan fan above, but in your first year of community college, which you will never graduate. You claim you were never into bro-country, but there are t-shirts in your chest of drawers that would prove otherwise. You can’t hold down a part time job because weed. 




The Wooks - Flyin’ High

You are a pot head, but it doesn’t matter because you are the HR person or business owner. You drive a 1998 Ford F-150 and people assume you are secretly wealthy. That would be true if you didn’t spend it all on shows, pot, and weaponry.




Walker Hayes - Country Stuff The Album

You’re shitting me, right?


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