Showing posts with label Parker McCollum. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Parker McCollum. Show all posts

Mar 10, 2022

George Carlin Country Reaction Gifs

 There will be foul language. Duh.

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If somebody who hasn't listened to country radio since 1998 turns on country radio now

Just a big red goodbye in lipstick on the wall

Someone who says country music is dead is

When your wife has to stay with her sick mom and can't take the kids to the Luke Bryan concert

"Why won't you go with me to the Aldean show? You can just get drunk and talk trash."

Parker McCollum is talented and tall and handsome?

When you clicked play on Sturgill's Sound & Fury

If you're starting to think Walker Hayes isn't as bad as everybody says

You started listening to Morgan Wallen only because the left hates him, even though you don't like pop country?

Aug 20, 2020

The Current Poop of Mainstream Country Radio: August 2020

A poop emoji is negative. A strike-thru is positive.


The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-9) overall which is a 15 point drop from May (the previous time we did this chart). Not too surprising, since summer on country radio is for mindless beer truck boyfriend songs. The worst song is Florida-Georgia Line’s “I Love My Country” being slightly worse than Kane Brown’s “Cool Again.” The best song is Maddie & Tae’s “Die From a Broken Heart,” which finally hit number 1 after forever on the chart.

Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.

May 17, 2018

Country Doppelgängers: Evan Felker, Clint Black, Koe Wetzel, etc.

 Roy Rogers looked like Clint Black's dad

 Turnpike Troubadour Evan Felker
and actor/Jackass Johnny Knoxville

 Jordan Davis is a less cool 
Opie of Sons of Anarchy (Ryan Hurst)

 Kyle Park and "yodel boy" Mason Ramsey

Parker McCollum and Backstreet Boy, Nick Carter

Koe Wetzel is Mark Henry without the melanin and muscles

Lee Greenwood looks like ...aw man

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