Showing posts with label Jelly Roll. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jelly Roll. Show all posts

Mar 12, 2025

The Current Poop of Country Radio: March '25

 A poop emoji is negative, a strike thru is positive, an asterisk denotes a song where the good attributes and the bad are dead even. An overall score and brief summary are below the chart. 


The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-8) overall which is a 10 point improvement from our previous ratings in October. Zach Top sits high atop the ratings with “I Never Lie” being the best song this month by far. Blake Shelton's "Texas" is the worst song, by a hair, over Jordan Davis' "I Ain't Sayin'." The Jelly Roll song is in no way country and I don't care for it, but it's still better than those two. Despite the strong improvement, there's a lot of meh. At least there aren't any trap beats in the top 20. 

Feb 14, 2025

10 Things That Sound Better Than an Hour of Mainstream Country Radio


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10. “Call us regarding your pending preapproval for a personal or line of credit. You are prequalified for loan $65,000 based on your credit profile…”



9. Honey we need to talk



8. Jason Isbell’s “White Man’s World” playing loudly at an event where you’re the only white male



7. Doctor: “We’re going to have to remove the left one”



6. Jason Aldean’s “Strip It Down” starts playing while you’re getting a massage from a woman with a phlegmy cough



*this is AI slop
5. Every chapter of R Kelly’s “Trapped In the Closet” remixed by P Diddy ft. Drake



4. “We have been trying to reach you about the extended warranty on your Chevrolet Tahoe”



*this is also AI slop
3. RFK Jr. covering Dolly’s “I Will Always Love You”



2. Jelly Roll and Bunny walk over from across the bar “We saw you standing over here and we're digging your vibe…”




1. Luke Bryan narrating a children’s book about the birds & the bees


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