What bro in the squatted Ram hollers as he cuts you off while cranking Wallen I swear the bells of every chapel were ringing the day that I ...

When Nashville finds another dumbass jock who can sing a note or two If you switch my stereo from Willie's Roadhouse to The Highway Whe...

 

Farce the Music talking shit about singers young enough to be his sons  That creepy guy at the Texaco when you pull up blaring Wheeler Walke...

 

Why is the country station playing a song with no twang, no story, no steel guitar, no fiddle, and no point? Every time I piss off some Jas...