The Crud Report: April '25

Party Approved Artists

Country Singers as Beer

The Dukes of Hazzard Country Reaction Gifs 2

Worked all week now it's time to play

Gonna get a little bit sideways

The cop outside the hick-hop festival bout to fill his quota

If the mechanic looks like this, just mention Waylon Jennings and he might give you a discount

When the "country" song has goofy sounding echos and no actual drums whatsoever

"Our parents are gone and we're playing some Conway"

Maren Morris fans will be too triggered to notice how badass this jump is

When cousin Bo says Willie Nelson is overrated

Upchurch fans when they mix too much kerosene and drain cleaner into the Sudafed

What happens to the shitter after 7 tall boys and a two orders of nachos at the Sturgill concert

The country record label making sure she can sing before signing her to a contract

When your Uber driver is listening to Big & Rich

When you get the text that the pig's in the ground and the beer is on ice

Pick Your Seat

The Crud Report: February '25

The Crud Report: November '24

A Reminder to Keep Your Phone Charged

 

The Crud Report: October '24

The Ragweed headline is just trash talk; I'm not even going and I'm excited.

Cuts Both Ways

That's a New Category

The Crud Report: September '24

Country Singers by Their Footwear (#2)

Monday Morning Memes: Jason Aldean, Maren Morris, Oliver Anthony

What is Maren Morris About to Do In This Picture?

Maybe...

Spin a large game show wheel to determine which genre she claims today

Find new ways to make people who don’t like Jason Aldean also not like her

Show the world an important part of herself

Keep her name in the news cycle to destroy the patriarchy or something

Hop on a horse and ride into the wilderness to live as a hermit

Reboot her career as her true self. Again.

Work on her tell-all book exposing the awful shit we already know goes on in Nashville

Fade into obscurity

Get stuck in a revolving cattle gate for eternity

Do some narcissism

Send Farce the Music a cease and desist for this post

Kick her ex a few more times while he’s down

Call Brittany Aldean ‘Insurrection Barbie’ again despite looking like a Bratz doll herself

Say something stupid that will cause John Rich to post an equally stupid Tweet in response

Hope The Chicks tour again so she’ll have somebody to open for

Regret putting out “My Church” because it gave the false impression that she gave a shit about country music

Pierce or dye something

The Crud Report: August '24

The Country Music 9 Circles of Hell (3rd Edition)

The World's Hardest CAPTCHA

The Crud Report: June '24

Build the Worst Country Festival Ever