Showing posts with label Brantley Gilbert. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Brantley Gilbert. Show all posts

Dec 20, 2024

Jelly Roll to Record Duet With You

Pop-country superstar Jelly Roll has announced that his next studio recording will be a duet with you.

He plans to show up at your house around 7ish this evening to begin workshopping the project. Singing lessons will be unnecessary as Mr. Roll believes you have a “hip everyman/woman vibe" that will translate well to his 376th song in the last 2 years.

The song will be a rock-fueled soul-country song written by 32 of Nashville’s top songwriters. It will be released as a one-off single, but if it gains traction, he may put it on a deluxe edition of an upcoming album.

You and Jelly will perform the song together at one of his 76 upcoming appearances on either a bowl game, morning show, awards show, parade, or late night show. You may even be brought out to duet the tune at a few concerts in the next few months.

You will join a celebrated throng of artists who have shared recorded media with the former hick-hop rapper, such as MGK, Brooks & Dunn, Lainey Wilson, Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, Eminem, Dustin Lynch, his tattoo artist, Jessie Murph, Tech N9ne, Post Malone, Skylar Grey, OneRepublic, Halsey, Bailee Ann, Falling in Reverse, Brantley Gilbert, Struggle Jennings, Joyner Lucas, his accountant, Upchurch, Keith Urban, Wiz Khalifa, Alexandra Kay, Ilsey, Merkules, Hollywood Undead, ERNEST, Craig Morgan, Lil Wyte, Tommy Vext, Cody Johnson, and a few thousand others.

After say, March 2025, you will resume your normal life, while Mr. Roll will return to the studio to begin work on his next album, EP, live album, and several dozen more collaborations.


Adapted from an old Country California story about Willie Nelson.

Oct 31, 2024

Bruce Campbell Country Reaction Gifs

When a yellow haired lady follows you out of the saloon and tries to steal your stallion

A depiction of how it would feel to see Billy Strings at the Sphere

Marshmello? Seriously?

When a hardcore country fan begrudgingly admits his favorite Shania Twain song

“Why don’t you like Warren Zeiders?”
Me: points

When you tell a hick-hop fan to kindly crawl out from under your vehicle with that saw 

How a Brantley Gilbert fan celebrates learning to read

Jack found out all the fun things they don't want you trying in a small town

Me when the singer at my funeral butchers “Go Rest High on That Mountain”

Try to say something nice about the Florida-Georgia Line guys’ solo careers 

When a chick wearing a Kane Brown shirt thinks you're flirting with her by holding the door


Sep 28, 2023

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #74

The security guy at a Brantley Gilbert concert noticing the stank of unwashed humans

Yeah they've got something special, it's brotherly love

Zach Bryan coming up with another banger line to make college girls swoon

When I post a meme making a joke
about a non-pop-country artist

Jerry when he hears somebody call George Strait "The King"

When dad finally gets sick of your slacker roots rock and your grungy beard

What passes as a pickup line in a Cole Swindell song

Taylor Swift when she sees an attractive famous man in her general age range

Strike me down if I cut my family ties

Me if I was forced to go to a Kane Brown concert

If you're Corb Lund and you step in something, most likely...

Jul 27, 2023

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #73

Try that in a small ring

Describe Brantley Gilbert fans in one word

When you've been hating Aldean's music for 11 years and everybody's just now catching up

When your stoner friend from high school sees you at a Zach Bryan concert

Pop-country singers describing their difficult upbringing

Americana fans to pop-country fans

Leaving work when you got a Hank Jr. show that night

When the tall guy won't get out of the way at the show

Them: You don't like Aldean? You must be a Democrat groomer anti-American
Me:

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