Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #96

Teaching a Kid Rock fan how to wash their face 

Paul Cauthen music be like

When somebody says they’re into classic country, like Luke Bryan and Shania

Name a Whiskey Myers song

When an Upchurch fan tries to make out with you

Gavin Adcock's ass when the time comes to pay the check his mouth wrote

Me hearing the same old "if you don't like it, don't listen" replies to my memes after 16 years of doing this

Americana band lead singer when the bassist looks a little too happy on stage

Brantley Gilbert fans when he grunts out another lyric about beating up a city boy

Mainstream men country singers in the 2010s: 

truck girl moon beer bonfire feet on the dash party dirt road

Mainstream women country singers in the 2010s:

Would you rather be kicked in the nuts or go to a Morgan Wallen concert?

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #95

Zach Bryan explaining his positive qualities to a potential new romantic interest

Good time Charlie's got the blues

Every dude at a Gavin Adcock concert be like

When the people beside you at the beach are cranking Florida-Georgia Line on a bluetooth speaker

Listens to Tyler Childers once

Music row big wig when he sees another handsome 6'2" former community college wide receiver with a five o'clock shadow walk in for an audition

Well excuse me but I think you've got my chair

When somebody says Dolly is overrated

I don't think you're a bad person if you only listen to mainstream country; I just think

When you get a new job and all your coworkers are Morgan Wallen and Jason Aldean fans

If you're a young country singer you better learn to:

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #94

When Nashville finds another dumbass jock who can sing a note or two

If you switch my stereo from Willie's Roadhouse to The Highway

When my coworker is cranking Kane Brown, I'm

Whiskey Riff:

Gavin Adcock's marketing campaign

When somebody asks your opinion on the Flo Rida song that samples George Strait

Props to Drew McEntyre for attempting to slow Jelly Roll's over-saturation of every form of media

When your dad starts getting into hick hop

When your friend who always gets stupid drunk at Lucero shows finds out you're going to see them without him

Describe Charley Crockett's discography

A wrestling move that wouldn't hurt a Jason Aldean fan

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #93

Still better than listening to a Dan + Shay song

Pop-country songwriter to his publisher: "You'll never believe what I wrote about this time. It's gonna change country music!"

When you go to an Americana festival and there are no broccoli haired dudes saying bruh while killing High Noons

"Kane Brown, could you please stop trying to unsave country music?"

The 3 times a year John Moreland logs onto Instagram

New Vandoliers album tomorrow!

Me listening to Turnpike while doomscrolling the apocalypse

Steve: "Hey Rock, you heard of this Cody Jinks fella?"

Rock: "The Rock knew about him way before you"

Steve:

Me: Posts pretty tame meme joking about Morgan Wallen

His fans:

Spotify board meeting

He did not know he could not fly

So he did

When I tell you trap beats don't belong in country songs

When a b*tch won't stop talking during the Jesse Daniel concert, even though you asked her politely

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #92

Me leaving the venue when the merch stand was out of those koozies I like

When your friend who’s never heard Billy Strings comes with you to a Billy Strings concert and complains about a 5 minute long song 

Me listening to the Ernest/Snoop Dogg song, expecting the worst 

When a Whiskey Riff reader sees a black or female country singer in the preview image

When the line boss with the flattop, he’s a fool

That one recently divorced middle aged woman in the aisle of the back row at every Chris Stapleton concert 

When someone asks if I like country music without specifying the exact subgenre

When your friend wonders why you aren’t more into Zach Bryan

I wish Jason Aldean would hold this up at his next concert

Morgan Wallen when he sees a chair

Bleu Edmondson new music tomorrow 

Smoke Smoke Smoke