Showing posts with label Whiskey Myers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Whiskey Myers. Show all posts
Jun 27, 2025
What Your 2025 Country Song of the Summer Says About You
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Zach Top
“Good Times & Tan Lines”
This one’s a little hard to nail down. You’re either a Boomer who thinks this is Alan Jackson’s “Chattahoochee,” a Gen-Xer who thinks this is a cover of that song, a Millennial who pines for their 90s childhood, or a Gen-Zer who calls it classic country. Whichever way, if you like it, that’s cool with me.
Morgan Wallen & Tate McRae
“What I Want”
You are too young to have fully a developed sense of hearing, have been failed by your music education in school, only listen to what is popular, and think that music is only good if it’s popular because that many idiots can’t possibly be wrong.
Tucker Wetmore
“Brunette”
You thought he was Morgan Wallen when you first heard him, and just ran with it. You bullied at least 3 girls into therapy while in high school. Your boyfriend’s “promposal” poster was misspelled and neither of you noticed. You’ll be the only pregnant member of the Baptist Student Union at Auburn this fall.
Josh Ross
“Single Again”
You recently developed a southern accent despite living in Hinsdale, IL. You listen to this because they say bad words in pop music, but you really want to hear pop music. You want to go to the Windy City Smokeout but are scared of Koe Wetzel’s fans. Dan + Shay are who got you into country music.
Whiskey Myers
“Tailspin”
You tried vaping for a while but it just didn’t sting like the Marlboro Reds. You’re not a team player nor a leader at work, but the place would go out of business without you. You drive an obnoxiously large pickup truck, but actually do work in it. You recently covered up a ‘bad idea Spring break of ’02 tribal tattoo’ with your kids’ names. You’re a conservative but really don’t give a shit how anybody else wants to live.
BigXthaPlug (ft. Bailey Zimmerman)
“All the Way”
You think listening to this in your unblemished Warlock gives you street cred. Your entire closet is white tee shirts and henley collars. You get all your music recommendations from TikTok. You live in Vestavia Hills and consider yourself a small town boy. Your stepdad keeps trying to get you to listen to a band called “Turnstile Herbivores” or whatever.
Turnpike Troubadours
“On the Red River”
You need a hug.
Morgan Wallen
“Miami”
You spent more money on a lift kit than your education. The last book you read involved an inquisitive primate and his friend with a yellow hat. This song is the closest you’ve ever come to hearing Keith Whitley. The car wash has asked you and your friends nicely to stop drinking in the parking lot and the next time they’re calling the cops. You aren’t worried because your dad is a cop.
Nov 11, 2024
Nov 7, 2024
Black Sheep Country Reaction Gifs
Voting for "I Had Some Help" as CMA song of the year is like
When a dude cranking Wallen insults your Isbell t-shirt because he assumes you're a limp wristed librul
When she says it's either me or your constant depressing country music playlists
Jason Aldean fans broadcasting their stupid opinions
When Whiskey Myers makes your right foot get heavy then you see those blue lights
Even country fans need a little Pantera in their lives
When a Kane Brown fan attempts to engage you in conversation about something that isn't pop music or fashion
How did Gavin Adcock fool people into thinking he's a viable alternative to pop-country?
What the far right assumes Beyonce's country album is about
Kane Brown and Upchurch attempting to get cell service so they can find their way out of a tiny patch of woods
(Apologies if some of these are from Tommy Boy; I haven't seen
either one in a while and these were all tagged as Black Sheep)
Sep 25, 2024
Jul 18, 2024
Robin Williams Country Reaction Gifs
When you listen to country radio for 5 minutes and it's clear AI and lots of computer programs were involved
When the board says they hired Tucker Wetmore to play at the mandatory corporate retreat
Cleaning the house and Whiskey Myers comes on shuffle
I got sea stories; they're all true
Your therapist when your girls dumps you because you wouldn't take her to see Kane Brown
Were you surprised when Post Malone went pop-country?
Listens to "In Your Love" by Tyler Childers once:
When your employer plays Sirius' The Highway over the office background music speakers
Jason Aldean at couples' therapy
Luke Bryan trying to appeal to the youths of Gen Z
Luke Combs' producer: Maybe dial it back on this next take
Luke:
Jan 17, 2024
Dec 7, 2023
Star Trek Country Reaction Gifs
When you ask her on a straight tequila night
and she's ready to fight
When he tries to pick you up using Tyler Hubbard lyrics
When your coworker is loudly playing "The Christmas Shoes"
Showing up to defend George Strait when zoomers say he isn't that great
When somebody puts Wallen's album at #1 for 2023
Trying to act interested in a conversation with a Kane Brown fan
Garth Brooks if he tries all that 90s swinging on cables and jumping over fire in 2024
Hey girl, is that Whiskey Myers? Well turn it up.
When the street festival cover band is playing Luke Bryan songs
What happened after you consumed an entire Jason Aldean album?
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