Aldean is a Luddite

Prop Me Up Beside the TouchTunes

Ken Jeong Country Reaction Gifs

Reading a list of Jason Aldean’s good qualities 

When my passenger asks if we can listen to some Hardy

“Americana is country for people who are afraid of rednecks” -a comment on our Instagram 

When Orville Peck, Ty Herndon, Lil Nas X, and TJ Osborne are racing 

When you hear the new ways they’re committing murder on Music Row these days

Me getting thrown out of the bar after playing “Killin’ Time” on the jukebox 23 times in a row 

Whiskey Riff readers whenever Riff posts something about Jason Isbell 

Florida-Georgia Line? Stopped there to take a piss one time

Me looking at my hungover tired self in the mirror after an American Aquarium concert 

Ain’t said shit the whole party till people start saying untrue things about country music and suddenly 

“If you won’t take me to see Wallen, you can just walk out that door”

Country Twitter Wins: July '24

...sarcasm

Country Twitter Fails: July '24

*Language warning!*

Trolling? Probably.

Read the Room

Jason Aldean + Donald Trump Memes

Get to the Good Part

Robin Williams Country Reaction Gifs

When you listen to country radio for 5 minutes and it's clear AI and lots of computer programs were involved

When the board says they hired Tucker Wetmore to play at the mandatory corporate retreat

Cleaning the house and Whiskey Myers comes on shuffle

I got sea stories; they're all true

Your therapist when your girls dumps you because you wouldn't take her to see Kane Brown

Were you surprised when Post Malone went pop-country?

Listens to "In Your Love" by Tyler Childers once:

When your employer plays Sirius' The Highway over the office background music speakers

Jason Aldean at couples' therapy

Luke Bryan trying to appeal to the youths of Gen Z

Luke Combs' producer: Maybe dial it back on this next take

Luke: