Aldean For Your Consideration

Top 14 Things It Looks Like Jason Aldean is About to Do in This Picture

Top 14 Things It Looks Like Jason Aldean is About to Do in This Picture

About to skip yet another vocal training session

Call his wife to see if it's okay for him to hang out with the boys this afternoon

Ask you to sign up for a phone service he’s involved in that probably won’t have good coverage in your area, but hey, he says it’s patriotic so don’t be a traitor

Text his wife back: “Can we not do an Instagram story today? You can be an influencer without my participation”

Google what a clitoris is

Check his upcoming tour schedule to make sure he has *o*e d**l*rs at every stop

Wipe a tear from his eye as his text to the Don only gets the three flashing dots for a second but no reply

Call somebody wearing a Tyler Childers shirt a “libtard”

Ask you to sign up for a phone service he’s involved in of which many customers have complained about its reliability, but hey, he says it’s patriotic so don’t be a traitor

Look up who this Zach Top guy everybody’s talking about is

Download the Ashley Madison app for old time’s sake

Convince himself the rising cost of touring has nothing to do with tariffs

Quit his friend text group because somebody joked about his mural again

Annoy you with a sales pitch from his kiosk while you were just trying to get out of the shitty mall unseen

Steve Buscemi Country Reaction Gifs

Farce the Music talking shit about singers young enough to be his sons 

That creepy guy at the Texaco when you pull up blaring Wheeler Walker Jr. 

When God hears what Morgan Wallen did to “Miami, My Amy”

If you hear me singing about koalas with sexually transmitted diseases 

Listens to Tyler Childers one (1) time

When a bridesmaid passes out drunk while crying to a Stapleton song at the wedding reception 

When there ain't no cure for the summertime blues

When the first date goes so well she asks you to go see Kane Brown with her next weekend 

How do I know he’s a Jason Aldean fan?

Me when somebody on Facebook types out a long, thoughtful, sympathetic, positive reply defending Jelly Roll under one of my memes.  

Country Twitter Fails: July '25

More Monday Memes: Zach Bryan, Tyler Childers, Jason Aldean

 

When I Think About Cheatin'

This Small Town is My Small Town

Tom Cruise Country Reaction Gifs

Why is the country station playing a song with no twang, no story, no steel guitar, no fiddle, and no point?

Every time I piss off some Jason Aldean fans on Facebook

If you're loudly listening to Bailey Zimmerman beside me at Sonic

Them: Don't get too excited but Cody Jinks' new album comes out next week

Me:

Nashville record exec when they sign a TikTok star with no discernible talents besides being handsome

When somebody throws on some Johnny Lee

"Morgan Wallen is the GOAT"

When I see names like Josh Ross and Corey Kent and George Birge on the country chart

The Facebook comments when I post a positive meme about Tyler Childers or Jason Isbell

"Epstein files"   🤝   "what was thrown off Tallahatchie bridge"

When she texts you a Jelly Roll song she likes

I miss when women country singers' songs were all about:

When you just sold off the last of the Oxy and hear there's a hick-hop mudding event this weekend

Monday Morning Memes: Jason Aldean, Zach Bryan, Johnny Cash

It's a Love Without End Amen

The Crud Report: July '25

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Farewells & Reunions