Karate Kid Country Reaction Gifs

When someone gets on the wrong side of Chris Knight

My wife when I skip all the catchy songs just to listen to the most somber, dreary shit on the record

When your mom doesn't abuse you but she does make you listen to Dan + Shay in the car with her

20 year old Jason Aldean fan celebrating:

Quick, name a Ty Herndon song

When I see a Twitter follower finally getting into Lucero after I talked them up all these years

As Robert says

"What do you mean you haven't heard more than 30 seconds of Morgan Wallen's new album?"

When she hears about your massive collection of depressing dudes from Appalachia singing about despair on vinyl

Catching one actual country song on the radio be like:

The most successful hick-hop fan getting job training

If somebody's jabbering away about stupid shit while you're trying to listen to Arlo McKinley sing his heart out on stage

And a tip for Morgan Wallen fans

Stick to the Formula

The Current Poop of Mainstream Country Radio: June '25

 A poop emoji is negative, a strike thru is positive, an asterisk denotes a song where the good attributes and the bad are dead even. An overall score and brief summary are below the chart. 

The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-11) overall which is a 3 point drop from our last edition in March. My favorite of the bunch is Ella Langley's "Weren't For the Wind." Sam Hunt says 'don't call it a comeback' and gives us the garbage we expect from him with "Country House." Aside from Sam Hunt and Josh Ross, everything's mostly mid as hell, even the good songs. 

The Crud Report: June '25

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #92

Me leaving the venue when the merch stand was out of those koozies I like

When your friend who’s never heard Billy Strings comes with you to a Billy Strings concert and complains about a 5 minute long song 

Me listening to the Ernest/Snoop Dogg song, expecting the worst 

When a Whiskey Riff reader sees a black or female country singer in the preview image

When the line boss with the flattop, he’s a fool

That one recently divorced middle aged woman in the aisle of the back row at every Chris Stapleton concert 

When someone asks if I like country music without specifying the exact subgenre

When your friend wonders why you aren’t more into Zach Bryan

I wish Jason Aldean would hold this up at his next concert

Morgan Wallen when he sees a chair

Bleu Edmondson new music tomorrow 

Smoke Smoke Smoke

Who've You Seen Live??

What They're Listening to Based on Their Truck

More Monday Memes: Luke Bryan, Beyoncé, Jason Aldean

Country Music Fan Hospitalized After Online Gatekeeping Incident

Orly Perkins, before the life-altering gatekeeping

An Arkansas country music fan is in stable condition with multiple injuries to his feelings after an online gatekeeping incident. When a despicable meme making fun of his favorite singer crossed his timeline, Orly Perkins of Crawfordsville fell into a trigger induced coma on the spot, highlighting the dangers of gate-keeping.

Speaking from his West Memphis hospital bed, Perkins ran down the troubling attack to us. “Yeah man, I don’t ever go on Facebook except for my political news, but I was reading about fluoride making us all gay, when all of the sudden this meme making fun of Morgan Wallen showed up. I don’t even follow this “Fart the Music” guy so why am I seeing this loser?” he explained.

“Why anyone would spend their time trying to get me to stop listening to the G.O.A.T. is beyond me, and I immediately fell off my chair, liberals would call it a panic attack, but it was worse than that,” continued Perkins. “Gatekeeping almost killed me and should be outlawed!”

Perkins’ tragic situation is a real-world example of the dangers of controlling and limiting general access to something, including art and music. Farce the Music, the website and Facebook page in question, regularly “jokes” about great artists and forces people to stop listening to them. Under the veil of “satire,” Mr. Farce coerces fans of legendary singers like Thomas Rhett and Jason Aldean to listen to artists no one has ever heard of, like Turnpike Troubadours.

Orly Perkins has retained legal counsel in the wake of his severe injuries and plans to sue Farce the Music for medical costs, loss of work (Perkins is a copper wire harvester), and mental damages. “I’ve literally never heard a single other human call Morgan’s music or character into question, so clearly this farce guy was attempting to pressure me into listening to Waylon Jinks, or whoever. The shock nearly did me in. I’ll see his ass in court.” said Perkins.

At press time, Farce the Music was hard at work inducing 20-somethings into thinking Zach Bryan’s songs all sound alike.

Country Twitter Wins, May '25